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badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHroom MUSHroom badger badger badger badger…
SnaaaaAAAke a scary SnAAAAke
When come back, bring pie.
I’ve always hated this one. My peers in college loved it. I’m still confused to this day.
Shit like Powerthirst and Charlie the Unicorn were funny. This is… not like those.
Not just Millennials. That title set me off as a Gen-X.
Before the internet the most common quote bomb was any Monty Python line…and to their credit, that is still active and effective.
my boomer parents could do half the ‘spam spam spam and spam’ routine if anyone said spam.
Yeah, first memes were my boomer uncle emailing my boomer dad video attachments. I remember a parody of the Budweiser wassup thing with orthodox Jews delivering whitefish.
Memes like Kilroy was here and that fancy S everyone drew in grade school were around before the internet.
Meme theory is actually really interesting. The Internet just supercharged how fast new memes can propagate.
bloody vikings!
(note: not a boomer)
All my friends can quote Holy Grail but not so much Flying Circus (besides all the most popular lines). Some that I’ll always say to myself like a psychopath:
“‘Oh, an hoop’”
“Caribou… gorn”
“Oh you’re no fun anymore”
I like to randomly shout “Albatross!”.
I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Charlie…come to candy mountain
We’re on a bridge!
A magical Liopleurodon Charlie!
Shun the nonbeliever!
Shuuuuuuunnnnn!!!
Charlie, you look quite down with your big fat eyes and your big fat frown. The world doesn’t have to be so gray!
Look over there Charlie, it’s the Choo Choo Shoe!
RING RING!
H-hello?
My SPOON is too big!
I am a banana!
My anus is bleeding!
Tuesday’s coming. Did you bring your coat?
I live in a giant bucket.
My Anus isbleeding
My Anus. is bleeding!
For the love of God and all that is holy! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
Tony Lazuto says hello
deleted by creator
Or earlier.
All your base are belong to us.
Someone set up us the bomb!
H E L L O _ G E N T E L M E N
You have no chance to survive make your time.
We get signal.
Main screen turn on.
Earlier still.
do ba dee da dee dee doh doh
Same time period as LOBSTER MAGNET! LOBSTER STICKS TO MAG-NET. MAGNET’S MADE OF IRON. LOBSTER’S MADE OF MEAT.
IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
Alaska can come too
WTF, mate?
Fucking kangaroos…
THE END!
The EEeeYyYND
WTF is YTP?
YouTube Poop.
I had to google that too. The date range they gave would include a lot of pre-youtube stuff, so I assume they’re either misattributing early internet videos to youtube, or they’re young and this is their experience with millennials (and they just assume it came from youtube because it’s always been around for them).
I think it’s a combination of brain rot from the YTP plus getting fucked by an economy that basically put older millenials’ transition to adulthood/independence on hold, resulting in some fuzzy recollection of 2007-2015 (or roughly thereabouts)
Or they’re saying people who were online during the early internet are the kind of people who enjoy obscure YTPs. I was sort of online from 2005-2008, but definitely online during the heyday of YTP which was the early 2010s.
I thought you were shitposting, but…that’s really what it means, apparently. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YouTube_poop
Millennial here, terminally online since the most advanced web technology was the tag. Never heard of this before. Go figure.
You can tell this post was written by a Zoomer or very young millennial because most of us true millenials saw these vids on albinoblacksheep or similar. Before YouTube.
Edit for gen X: before the dark times.
This website is under construction!!!1!
ima firin my lazarrrrr
I’m in charge of Malaysia
I herd u liek mudkips
I have so many off these from funnyjunk, NewGrounds, eBaumsworld, and a half dozen other websites i have forgotten the name of from 20 years ago. The Llama song, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Do you like Waffles?, Schfifty Five, Cows With Guns.
That’s all stuff from before i started using YouTube so heavily. It used to be that YouTube was just where i woukd watch Halo videos like RvB, Machinima, or Matchmaking.
I have so many off these from funnyjunk, NewGrounds, eBaumsworld, and a half dozen other websites i have forgotten the name of from 20 years ago.
Back when the internet felt like an endless sea of small random websites to discover. I know it was unpolished as hell, but I miss that compared to everything being on the same handful of corporate-samey sites.
AlbinoBlackSheep is another big pre-YT meme site I remember from back then
They introduced me to ratatat
That’s the big one i knew i was forgetting. Absolutely wild times sharing those videos with my brother and friends
I learned a long time ago that I’d prefer an unpolished, genuine experience to a polished, packaged one.
I miss when websites were full of original content and not the endless slog of reposted memes making the same joke on the same template about slightly different topics.
Don’t forget Badgers, Charlie the Unicorn, Shoes, PBJ Time, and, maybe most importantly, the GI Joe re-dubs!
Pork chop sandwiches! Oh shit whatthefuck!
You kids, get the fuck out of here!
Who wants a body massage
No one ever mentions crab battle
Yeh we like waffles!
The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits
To Isengard! To Isengard!THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
dew. Dew dewdewdewdewdew. Dew dewdewdewdew dewww dewww dewww dododo dew.
PO-TA-TOES
Boil ‘em, mash’ em, stick 'em in a stew
Well, zen take a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!
Lol, came here to write this. Upvotes instead.
But I am le tired
caaaaaaarrrrrl
that kills people, carl!
ohh well I did not know that
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
You could make a religi-- no, don’t.
If I may be pedantic for a second, The End of the World was originally from albinoblacksheep. YTPs came much later 🤓
Now for a tiny subset of my trigger phrases:
“Don’t forget your umbrella!”
"Tomorrow I’ll-”
“If that makes you feel uncomfortable, that’s too bad!”
Oh man, albinoblacksheep was so cursed. So many things my young eyes weren’t ready to see, including a poorly drawn cartoon clip of a dog walking in on her humans giving/receiving a hand job lmao. Weird times.
The worst thing I remember seeing on there was a crude animation of a very graphic and violent crime (I’d rather not specify) set to Tiny Tim’s “Tiptoe Through the Tulips.” My friend and I loved it and sang/pantomimed it regularly, but yeah… That animator was either pretty disturbed or otherwise 12 years old.
For my nightmare fuel, some of the animations from Rathergood (Spoonguard being the one I can’t forget) were terrifying.
Tales of the Blode, though? That was my shit.
CHYAA CHYAA UNDIS UNDIS
I have no idea what YTP is, but I spent a lot of time on Albinoblacksheep and reading a bunch of webcomics every day. In the late 90’s and early 2000’s, I spent most of my time on Neopets or trying to find things I was interested in before Google and Wikipedia existed. It was a lot harder back then.
…are you me? lol
Also don’t forget StumbleUpon! So many wasted hours!
As well as ICanHasCheeseburger and fml.
