They reached out to the 12 people with a Wii U but no one was willing to give theirs up when the “buyer” insisted they didn’t need the gamepad with it, just the console

Source: am one of 12 Wii U owners

Tool assisted not only acceptable but encouraged

If we get enough force together to wipe out the billionaire donor class in 2 months, I’d be optimistic about our chances to affect how the money gets distributed afterwards. Otherwise, reload and go for round 2.

diz nuts, dat nuts, deez nuts, doze nuts over dere

Whatever would let me not put on weight while eating whatever I want

Does heaven have a den or a basement or a garage I can hang out in by myself?

“Look at all these rubes we can exploit”

“We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild…”

“Shit, they’ve already unionized, this place is a dump”

(leans into the bit)

And David S. Pumpkins is…?

Are we talking about American Football, because if so I’d have to argue against that position. If anything the trend seems to be towards more risk taking with going for it on 4th down more instead of punting or kicking field goals, going for 2 point conversions more often, lots more kick returns with the new kick off rules, mobile QBs running all over the place instead of throwing it away or checking it down.

If it’s the other Football, I know nothing about that.

That’s Lieutenant Commander Dangle to you

Forgot to put it in H first

OOP’s brain had turned off by that point, fingers were in control and they got carried away with extrapolation

Dying of stress? That’s a stressin’

You know that fleshy bit where the thumb meets the hand that kind of sticks out when you hold your thumb against your palm? I used to joke as a kid that the hand had its own brain in there, since sometimes it seems like hands have a mind of their own. Might’ve been more truth to that than I thought.

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Nice, just enough to have 1 play each of the PHB classes

You know what I’d do if I had a million dollars? Two D&D campaigns at the same time.

Only one that’s terrible is the washboard bard, but that’s just my personal dislike of the horny bard trope