I’m more of a shift-right click > PowerShell kind of person, but this is good to know

Don’t forget “whoops, your mouse moved the slightest bit upwards for any number of reasons, we’re going to assume you’re closing the tab and throw another pop up at you begging you to sign up even if you were actually still just reading”

A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… have at you!

I’m partial to this 20 minute video from the channel Maritime Horrors

I think the only rule is once you’ve started going, don’t get knocked back to the start. There may also be a time limit, I don’t remember. As for strategy, there are cutouts in the walls you’re supposed to try to slip into between boulders falling, but laying down is also totally valid.

Don’t. Get. Eliminated!

Because non-incarcerated people need to go there too? Visitors, new employees, picking up someone being released, protesting wrongful detention, etc. And also the thing the other person said about hitchhikers.

Trump rallies and conservatives in a nutshell

Luckily for us, they’re Absolutely Not A Velociraptor

Successfully destroyed a lot of unarmed boats?

Hold on, let me put my glasses on so I can read better

Where is admonish everyone else for not being exactly the right amount and kind of leftist?

Donald J Trump presents “The Losers and Suckers” of Vietnam Memorial

Thankfully the image was muted otherwise we’d have to hear all those AAAAAAAAAs throughout the year

Maybe they’re trying to buffer underflow the usefulness so that it comes back around to being extremely useful. It makes as much sense as everything else in that bubble.

Seriously, if ever there were a time for war crimes in the Caribbean

I’m 2/3 sOuP and 1/3 Gerald

Elon Zuckoffanddie

But if you can put it off for a day, think of how interesting the start of the new year will be