Thank god “source” was here to give us this valuable insight, I figured they’d just tell him to rub some dirt on it and call it a day

Pffft, as if any of our slacker asses have the means or purpose to move that much

you’ll ruin there livelyhood slightly delay their next megayacht purchase

I think they’re related to that pop singer, Billie Emish

^/j

“This bitcoin thing is too niche and low value to be worth figuring out”

“I know we said Windows 10 would be the last version of Windows you’d need, but we really mean it this time with Windows 11. Introducing our new operating system… Compost, I mean, Copilot!”

Threw a bunch of Youtube tabs into a bookmark folder with the month and the year, then closed them all. Did the same about 6 months ago, haven’t really touched any of those and probably won’t touch any of the new ones either. But they’re out of the way now.

Not beating the cancer/parasite allegations

wdym I’m asking too many questions, I just like to know the details so I can plan in advance all the hypothetical scenarios and how irrationally I would react to them if they ever happened (they never do)

IIRC the initial response to extremely valid criticism of the video was also terrible, and they threw the video host under the bus for a rushed video that should’ve never been produced under the circumstances it was (granted he was part of the terrible response to criticism)

Those philosoraptors dared to question his teachings

All hail the Bog Mummy in all His fetid squalor, long may He fester

And possibly also an orange, red, or gold tier

Ah, now they bust down your door in full paramilitary tactical gear after rolling up in an MRAP and APC, then just shoot you for “resisting.”

And then it turns out they weren’t even supposed to be at your house, they were targeting your neighbor

this whole thread:

This is extra funny to me since I just re-watched this episode the other day

Being the weak link in information security, just another job AI is taking from humans

They’re just not that into you, Paramount

That or “tends to? That’s the long term’s problem, I’m here to make line go up now then gtfo”