Hi Dr. Nick!

Well, I expect it’ll be exciting, one way or another.

This gives the curse “may you live in interesting times” vibes

not fun fact: I had more hair when the 360 released than now or when the NES released

Not to make light of your situation, but it reads like an OCD version of Slipknot’s Wait and Bleed:

I’ve felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wander out where you can’t see
I wash my hands so much they bleed

Unless it’s cakes. That’s as many as four tens. And that’s terrible.

Simpsons did… n’t do it?

I don’t know, he might be on to something. Trump is the son, and grandson, of immigrants after all, and he’s making tons of problems for the US (and the rest of the world)

So that’s what happened to my will to live

She was so surprised by the gunshot her hair turned blonde

PCPartPicker / Logical Increments / PC building forums: hold your own beer, we’ve got this for you

The saying isn’t “only snitches get stitches”, the insurance company probably just denied it

Good thing Google has removed links to this site I had never previously heard of, now I’ll definitely not end up on this Sci Hub ^{by accident}

d_a_link? I’m gonna guess it tastes like sausage.

Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Star vs The Forces of Evil. Not sure how broadly we’re defining “kids” here, these I guess might be more like pre-teen/teen/YA, idk.

Sure would be a shame if Essayli’s car got towed briefly, and definitely not funny in any way, nope

Yeah, I was gonna say “my social anxiety mind cannot comprehend this”. Just looking at it is making me physically uncomfortable.

I got 2 hands and I can probably get by with 1, might as well try it at least once, for science.

I agree with the sentiment but I don’t know that I’ve really noticed it as an issue here