and also still have the same genocide happening, plus even more acts of war to boot

Did someone print this out and leave it in the sun before linking it here?

Instead of a memoir, why not make it “fictional”? Change the names, slap on a boilerplate “any resemblance to actual persons or events is coincidental” disclaimer, call it a day.

IANAL, not legal advice, etc.

Fucking hell we’re back to this shit? This is the worst Lemmy meme by far, I’d rather someone bring back the moths, or the beans, or the moths that bark at you and shoot beans out of their mouths

Someone’s been watching The Good Place

a weird american thing that I’ve experienced but, marriage to your first cousin is not illegal here

you’ve what now?

You could maybe argue that ‘in the loop’ implies that someone else in the loop has knowingly informed you of the loop’s contents, hence bringing you ‘in the loop’, whereas you could be aware of the loop’s contents without being intentionally informed, such as if a high ranking military official accidentally added you to a group chat you weren’t supposed to know about.

Admittedly that’s pretty iffy, and maybe there’s not really a humorous way to convey that they want to be aware of things without others knowing what they know or being expected to act on said information.

Oh my god yes that’s what I was trying to think of but couldn’t remember what it was from

Thank god “source” was here to give us this valuable insight, I figured they’d just tell him to rub some dirt on it and call it a day

Pffft, as if any of our slacker asses have the means or purpose to move that much

you’ll ruin there livelyhood slightly delay their next megayacht purchase

I think they’re related to that pop singer, Billie Emish

^/j

“This bitcoin thing is too niche and low value to be worth figuring out”

“I know we said Windows 10 would be the last version of Windows you’d need, but we really mean it this time with Windows 11. Introducing our new operating system… Compost, I mean, Copilot!”

Threw a bunch of Youtube tabs into a bookmark folder with the month and the year, then closed them all. Did the same about 6 months ago, haven’t really touched any of those and probably won’t touch any of the new ones either. But they’re out of the way now.

Not beating the cancer/parasite allegations

wdym I’m asking too many questions, I just like to know the details so I can plan in advance all the hypothetical scenarios and how irrationally I would react to them if they ever happened (they never do)

IIRC the initial response to extremely valid criticism of the video was also terrible, and they threw the video host under the bus for a rushed video that should’ve never been produced under the circumstances it was (granted he was part of the terrible response to criticism)

Those philosoraptors dared to question his teachings