Still a better love story than… shit, no, wait. Shit.

Thanks MapGPT

fuckin hell

As if Indeed and just about all other online job postings aren’t designed to black hole 99.9% of applications anyway

Trump: *shoots America with tariffs*

MAGA: why didn’t the liberal minority in Congress stop this?

broke: litter box

woke: glitter box

🎵 O Canada, take back your MAGA lad 🎵

2 looks like he’s vibing, that’s me today, just zoning out to the final day of SGDQ

Can’t wait for Detective Mittens’ book on this incident, ⁱI^f DID IT

Mom: “See, I told you we had Barney at home”

New Kobold character art found

But are they combustible so I can burn life’s house down with them?

That’s the end you wanna stick em with

Two things can be true…

“Hey man, any of that rum left?”

“Nope”

“What happened to it?”

Newer Zealand: Under Australia Edition

A wide flat ass is still a flat ass

Oh god, it’s just Texas’s all the way down