They’re also very jealous. If you use another printer, they’ll know.

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He heard that Greenland is where cross-eyed bears live.

Dick York (left), and Dick Sargent (right) both as the character Darren Stephens on the old American sitcom Bewitched.

Sargent replaced York late in the series and fans then and now widely agree that York played the part much better.

I’m surprised by, but happy to see, random posts about old TV shows.

York was the better of the two Dicks. :)

I smell another meme theme.

The computer as GladOS and Troi as Chell.

Kraft Singles: “I wish I was cheese.”

To be fair, a lot of shitty people get assassinated, too.

She’s about to pin him down and dye his hair the same color.

NEVER!

That looks like it feels so damn good.

Somebody has to draw the short straw.

I keep a surplus supply of just about everything my family regularly uses, sometimes up to five-years.

The thing is, I don’t buy it all at once. I build it up over time so I don’t clean out a store and make things hard for other people.

It’s not just for emergencies, either. I have had things I rely on mysteriously go out of stock or become very hard to get for a few months then things go back to normal. During that time I was just eating into my supply instead of stressing that I couldn’t find any.

And also vowel (open-mouth) sounds. They just hold consonant sounds like English singers holds vowel sounds.

Program the drones to blast Flight of the Valkyrie while they crash into things.

“Is this the return to Oz?”

That car is being held together by the ice.

Because everything is decidedly NOT awesome.

PS, what was the last movie Will Ferrell was in?