Chad Nixon is cursed.

“The larger the group, the more toxic, the more of your beauty as an individual you have to surrender for the sake of group thought. And when you suspend your individual beauty you also give up a lot of your humanity. You will do things in the name of a group that you would never do on your own. Injuring, hurting, killing, drinking are all part of it, because you’ve lost your identity, because you now owe your allegiance to this thing that’s bigger than you are and that controls you.”

— George Carlin

(Replaced with another Carlin quote that is much more on the nose.)

Bocchi is exiting the visible spectrum.

Dog: “Clair, did you pick up those biscuits I like?”

It would look better, allow for easier access, and be cheaper if the bars connecting the two park… chairs were simply not there.

“Boromir’s template would have been in HD.”

“Father, I got a hole in one.”

“Boromir would have gotten two.”

“But, Doug, that’s one of the best ones. Don’t knock it 'till you try it.”

“Coconuts have been carried by many, but not by swallows.”

But can Bones cut a rug?

“Thank you for your question. The arrival board behind me is working perfectly, as are all the arrival boards in this airport. We are committed to maintaining them for the foreseeable future.”

They’re not trying to hire talent. They’re trying to hire people who will do whatever you tell them to do.

“Its Morbin’ time!”

Tejima Senpai (Magical Sempai)

I had fun watching it. It’s one of those half-length shows that were popular prior to COVID. The girl is a bubblehead who thinks she’s an expert in magic and is always being way too forward, and opposite her is a typical straight man who feels socially obligated to be in her failing school club. Hilarity ensues.

It aired in the same season as the original Fire Force, the original Dr. Stone, the original Vinland Saga, along with the Weathering With You, One Piece Stampede, Ride Your Wave, and Dragon Quest Your Story movies. So it got a little drowned out by some really heavy hitters.

If you’ve never gotten to see this movie, and you care at all about The Next Generation, now it’s free on YouTube thanks to the original production studio.

Very spicy.

Elmo should become a Saint.

Elmo should start a fire.

Baritone choir: “Veggie maaaaan!”

Me, an English teacher: nods somberly