Tejima Senpai (Magical Sempai)
I had fun watching it. It’s one of those half-length shows that were popular prior to COVID. The girl is a bubblehead who thinks she’s an expert in magic and is always being way too forward, and opposite her is a typical straight man who feels socially obligated to be in her failing school club. Hilarity ensues.
It aired in the same season as the original Fire Force, the original Dr. Stone, the original Vinland Saga, along with the Weathering With You, One Piece Stampede, Ride Your Wave, and Dragon Quest Your Story movies. So it got a little drowned out by some really heavy hitters.


If you’ve never gotten to see this movie, and you care at all about The Next Generation, now it’s free on YouTube thanks to the original production studio.
Very spicy.
Elmo should become a Saint.
Elmo should start a fire.
Baritone choir: “Veggie maaaaan!”


Me, an English teacher: nods somberly


Smart business move.
Squirt some WD-40 into the keyhole once a year. The key just gliiiiiiides in.
It’s the other way around. Adam was lonely so god put him into a deep sleep, extracted a rib, and built Eve from it.
But if you’re unfamiliar with the story, this comic suggests otherwise for whatever reason.
“I wasn’t concerned when my girl started watching stories about gruesome murders, I was concerned when she started writing things down on a notepad while doing so.”
“I am the one who meows in the night.”
“I am the one who leaves tiny puddles in the kitchen.”
You miss one rib…


“Instructions unclear. Shot the ice, shoveled as much of it into the back of the van as possible.”


Look… They don’t care.


Why wouldn’t it be? It’s meant to run all the software written for C64.


Literally, the new Commodore 64. Comes with a book that teaches you Basic.
“We want the robot to have guns, but seem trustworthy.”
“I’ve got it!”


The Katy Freeway is a monument to man’s hubris.


If you’ve ever driven down Westheimer, you know why.
They’re not trying to hire talent. They’re trying to hire people who will do whatever you tell them to do.