• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    Pinning this post for two days or until whenever I remember to unpin it because I got a report reading “Rule 1—this is not remotely LAMF”.

    • It’s textbook leopards. This man moved to Russia because he liked the way they eat LGBTQ+ people’s faces and was blindsided when his face got eaten.
    • The only thing that isn’t funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
    • Russia is a backwards, imperialist, genocidal septic tank of a country.
    • Die mad.
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      die mad

      Fuck I love this site so much more than the “you’ve been permanently banned for inciting violence, and we deleted your comment so you can’t know what you said, and furthermore we will not be reviewing any appeal cause we dgaf about users.” site

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        All that we are deleting the comment thing really annoys me. They even link your post in the “you have been banned” notice. And it leads to exactly nothing because at the same moment they delete your post. What’s the point of linking said post if it’s not available any longer. Im advocating violence fairly often, how the hell am I supposed to remember what I got banned for?

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    He gets to die fighting for what he believes in–Oligarchs that don’t give two shits about LGBTQ or him and his family because they’re all poors.

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      He might end up having to do so anyway. Dedovshchina (ritual hazing of Russian army recruits) will happen to him and sexual abuse isn’t uncommon.

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        … Is the whole country just gay and hiding behind homophobia? Do they just need to learn to accept themselves and each other?

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          Heard a quote that sums it up pretty well.

          “Everything is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.”-dunno who to attribute this too.

          I don’t completely agree with that, but I think it sums up some people in the Russian military pretty well.

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    If you belive LGBTQ media is all it will take to turn you gay then you are already gay.

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      For real! I had my moment of doubt in college, since I wasnt afraid of being gay I gave it a shot. I still don’t really consider myself super straight, but I know I’m not into my own bits and pieces.

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        , but I know I’m not into my own bits and pieces.

        Who has touched your bits and pieces more than anyone else? That’s right, YOU!!
        Every single day, multiple times a day, you are there touching them…Cleaning them. Smushing them hither and thither, so it’s about time you faced up to the fact that you need to move to Russia to prove you haven’t caught “The Gay” from all that touching!!!

        ( /s, just in case )

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      He will swallow his gun the moment they hand one over to him. A Russian conscript and a foreigner from the softest country in history? This dude is probably dead already.

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      One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight! Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.

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        A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don’t think my story’s true, ask the blind man. He saw it too…

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          I don’t know if it has another origin but Cadwell recites this right before you first meet him in Coldharbour. (Elder Scrolls Online) Except I believe they drew their bows and stabbed themselves.

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    My entire family just laughed our asses off at this. For real, we’re all hanging out in the living room.

    I moved my family away from MAGAt hell last year due fear for their lives.

    I hope a Ukraninan drone drops a grenade on top of him and he dies screaming while he tries to hold his guts in.

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    I (Texan) said hi in the parking lot to a coworker I hadn’t met before. He proceeded to tell me about how he lived on each of the coasts until those areas one-by-one “went to shit.” Then, he explained to me that he had to get away from all the filth that moved in to those areas and that’s why he chose to move to Texas. “God, guns, and freedom as far as the eye can see.” I truly regretted engaging that man with a simple greeting.

    A bad interaction like this shouldn’t ruin my day, but I work in public education, which means this guy is integral in supporting our community and raising our children. What has ruined every day for me since that interaction was learning that he works in HR. I’m so fucking dreading this upcoming school year.

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      Met someone at a dive bar recently that was a raging piece of shit MAGAt and went on and on about hating DEI and how white people deserve equality too…

      …fucking turns out they also work in HR at a company. Sadly I wasn’t able to figure out what company (was hoping to report them). But dear god. Worst HR person ever.

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      Another Texan here that was in education but I got out because of people like the one you described (and a general feeling of burn out).

      Sorry to hear that about the interaction and the fact that the guy is integral/HR. I’m sort of amazed that he didn’t change or grow as a person after having traveled and moved around like that, but I guess that goes to show you can’t really teach someone who doesn’t want to learn. Having grown up in Texas I can understand that way of conservative thinking, but luckily thanks to having been exposed to different ways of thinking and cultures, I can never empathize with that kind of thinking. I’m tired at this point and if a republican coworker of mine really wants to fight me over how great their cult is, I’m just gonna turn the cheek and walk away, like I don’t think it’s worth the effort anymore to even engage with them over politics.

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      Tortured to death by Russians usually means lots of butt stuff. I feel no empathy for people who are on the side of evil, when the evil does what evil does to them.

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        Bentley became a Russian citizen via Naturalization in 2020. In April 2024 he was killed by Russian soldiers in Russian-occupied Ukrainian city Donetsk

        Right, what a loser

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          He had a surprisingly long streak of not dying tho. I could’ve lost a lot of bets on his ass. Seems like he played safe with his special unicorn status but eventually got sacked when he walked out of his playground and couldn’t explain in a C2 level russian to an angry hillbilly Vanya that, no, he is not a CIA plant and, yes, he is there to record shorts and eat premium MREs instead of storming the trenches like many Vanya’s peers did, once, before eventual retirement two feet under.

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            Could just have been that he annoyed them. The wiki article doesn’t read like he’s a cool guy. Propably opened his mouth one to many times and got what he should have gotten decades earlier. And to get away with it they just said they thought he was a spy.

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              His grave mistake was being Bentley. Could’ve chosen Lada or Volga as his surname, but he liked to show off,

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    Is this the dude that moved his family and couldn’t speak the language so couldn’t get a visa?

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    ”It didn’t come as a surprise to me,” she said of his joining the military. “He always spoke so highly of the country, its president, and its people, and he has a strong passion for doing the right thing.

    That’s a weird way to spell crimes against humanity, but I guess there’s that Texan scholastic excellence for you.

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      “You see, I’m a complete fucking idiot and huge bigot, and while the latter basically requires the former it’s so much of who I am that I feel it best to mention. Anyway, I hear some buzzing in the sky, gunna go check that out.”