She gave us Kurt’s last album!

Fetal alcohol syndrome is the gift that keeps on giving.

“Damn, I should have paid that guy to shoot him years ago.”

I went to a college that was 2.5 hours away by car and 6 hours by bus. And that six hours didn’t count the half hour it took to get a ride to the bus stop from my college. At least the bus let off in my hometown so my folks didn’t have to go far to pick me up.

I’ll freely admit that I cannot comprehend the temporal ordering of twitter comments.

In Japan they’re called blue onions - neither blue nor onions.

Cultures around the world divide the color spectrum up in wildly different ways, which really highlights the absurdity of “color” being a real, objective property. There’s one culture (I forget which, somewhere in Africa) where all the “dark” variants of colors are called by the same name. Other cultures often combine texture and other properties into their words for colors.

It was “purpura” in Latin. OP said purple is relatively modern in English.

In Japan green onions are called “blue onions”. I do not know why.

Because now we have to do something about it.

Your comment made me realize something. The week prior to this some of the kids threatened to kill me (via dad’s gun and wrapping a plastic bag around my head) and the school did nothing. The goldfish-flinging incident got the kids suspended from the bus for a week. It didn’t occur to me until now that perhaps the admins only did something because of the posted video.

I’m a school bus driver and a few years ago I had an incident where some kids threw food at me on the bus (goldfish crackers, of all things). Another kid made a video recording of the incident and posted it online and that caused a huge kerfuffle at the school. The admins couldn’t understand that I didn’t give even the tiniest fuck about the posted video.

I’m a school bus driver and one time I was chewing out some misbehaving kids. At one point I said “if you guys don’t stop I’m going to report you to the principal and he’s going to, uh, give you a stern talking-to” and I just started laughing because it was so pathetic. The Repubs are like the kids on my bus: they know they can do whatever they like and nobody’s going to be able to do anything about it.

LBJ (the President, not LeBron James) was famous for this, too.

If you’re the same age as me you might have watched the Roots miniseries. I recommend not rewatching that one. It had a huge impact on me as a kid as far as awakening me to some of the horrors of my country’s past. I tried rewatching it and couldn’t make it past OJ Simpson wearing some sort of pseudo-African clown costume.

No way, Musk is a martial arts master. The martial art of laying on your back and kicking up while screaming.

Unimpeachable: Republicans control too many seats to ever allow successful impeachment (even less conviction) of any of their loyal gang members.

I’m immune to all the new Star Wars stuff

I was 10 when the original Star Wars came out. I remember being emotionally crushed when I learned that Lucas intended to make nine movies altogether and realizing how long it would take for all of them to come out. Fortunately I stopped giving a fuck entirely after Empire Strikes Back. I only watched Return of the Jedi on rented VHS and the cackling muppet made me shut it off. I’m pretty sure I returned it without rewinding.

My childhood shows were The Incredible Hulk, Emergency, Hill Street Blues, Dallas, M*A*S*H, Cheers, The Dukes of Hazzard etc. I guess M*A*S*H was sort of OK but it’s not especially hilarious in retrospect (the movie still holds up, at least). The rest are all not that great.

Does he really

He definitely doesn’t. I watched a video tour he gave of the history of SpaceX rockets, and he referred to the tubing and whatnot on the exterior of the rockets as “the fiddly bits”.

How could you leave out Steven Cheung?