Bigfoot gotta drink something.

Mushroom mushroom.

The crunch is from your teeth breaking around the cavities.

It’s sure not going to happen by voting for Stein.

It’s a classic “technically true, but not particularly useful” information tidbit. Harris is in office, Trump isn’t.

Harris is in an office that is entirely powerless (yes, she casts a vote in the event of a Senate tie, but no bill funding Israel has come down to that). She and Trump have nothing to do with the (current) Palestinian genocide.

Who is dis doin’ this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin’?

I mean, not everybody gets knighted for stealing from brown people or killing the French. Paul McCartney got knighted just for writing some nice tunes.

At least he didn’t claim Haitians ate his mom.

Fun vaguely related fact: the 1800s are often hailed as the century of steamships, but in reality steamships had pretty short range and required frequent re-coaling in order to get anywhere and back. The coaling stations around the world were mostly stocked by sailing ships since there was no way to economically transport coal by using vessels that burned coal for their propulsion. So it’s more accurate to say that the worldwide transportation revolution of the 1800s was a steam/wind power hybrid.

There’s no way Musk owns Trump … Putin would never sell him.

At least they agree that swastikas make them look bad. Baby steps.

Antifa is a term for far-left groups

Antifa is a term for the monsters under conservatives’ beds.

It’s hilarious (read: pathetic) that the same people who yelled “Sore Loserman” in 2000 are supporting the cheetoh.

I’ve only been hit on once by gay men and it was a case of mistaken identity. It was at a halloween party in 2004 and I was dressed as an Abu Ghraib detainee from Iraq, mostly naked wearing just a black hood, a dog collar and leash around my neck, and skin colored underwear with a stuffed dog attached as if it was biting my crotch. Nobody really got the costume - they just assumed it was some sort of fetish thing.

Never mind the weather report.

I went to Lowe’s the other day and just looked at cabinet/drawer handles - I didn’t touch them or say anything about them. That night when I went to Amazon.com I got a bunch of ads for cabinet handles. I’m assuming they can link my phone to store camera footage, which is better than assuming that they’re just reading minds at this point.

now that the cybertruck is an ongoing fiasco

Is it, though? I personally hate the fucking things, but it’s not like Tesla is having any trouble selling them.

If you’re in your house then why are you wearing shoes?

Plantar fasciitis - I can’t even make it across a room barefoot without severe pain, so I wear slippers with orthotic inserts at home. That being said, I would amputate my own feet before wearing crocs.

The Netherlands has some crazy-ass staircases as well.

I remember one apartment a friend of mine lived in. It comprised the back third of a one-story house. It had a fairly normal sort of living room, bedroom and bathroom, but the kitchen had been made out of the original hallway leading to the back of the house, with all the appliances and countertops lined up on one side with barely a foot and a half between them and the wall. The fridge and oven doors could not be fully opened.