The British House of Lords used to hold the same sort of power with their ability to veto anything passed by the House of Commons. The House of Commons took this veto power away, but unfortunately they were only able to do this by getting the King to threaten to ennoble hundreds of new people and overwhelm the power of the traditional Lords. Our (US) current King would of course never agree to any such thing.
Actually a good sport to only require a two-year prenup. Rush Limbaugh made his “wives” sign ten-year prenups and being married to Limbaugh has to be worse than being married to the Dilbert dude.
I could easily do it but my bladder has other plans.
I went the grocery store today and was very good about not buying any snack junk. On the way out I encountered those demons from the depths of hell known as “girl scouts”.
Spend a half hour watching Fox News and you can see the alternate reality that magats are living in. My personal exposure to Fox News is an occasional accidental glance at the TV screens at the gym and even just from that it’s obvious what’s going on.
Slightly negative poll numbers + strongly-worded letter = REVOLUTION!
I’m a school bus driver and I drive across multiple freeway overpasses each day. On most days these have protestors with temporary signs up on the fences facing the highway traffic. The problem is I have no idea whether they’re pro-Trump or anti-Trump since I only see the backs of the signs. One time I could make out “Jan. 6” on one of the signs (this was on January 6th, natch) but I don’t know whether they were remembering the good old days or not.
their company has refused to read or implement one or several of the fundamental principles
The companies I worked for just kept doing shit the same way they always had but renamed everything with terms borrowed from agile.
My favorite approach to team processes was to work entirely alone and do everything by myself.
At my last job I had to endure 2-hour daily standups involving 120 people. Yes, I know that that’s as far from actual agile as you can possibly get – we still called it “agile”.
people just read to escape their terrible reality, and it literally does not matter what it is
I remember the good old days of reading the ingredients list of shampoo bottles while taking a shit.
I was at a funeral today. I swear the pastor’s sermon was written by an LLM. Dude needs to go back to the traditional way: downloading sermons from religious websites.
People who do ultramarathons sometimes lie down and take naps and shit themselves and whatnot. Seems like their times still count.
For all the good suppositories do me, I might as well jam them up my ass.
I briefly wrote Blackberry apps circa 2010 (yes, I knew RIM was dying a quick death). The development process was insane: any module from the framework that you incorporated into your app had to be digitally signed by RIM servers every time you tried to compile your app and deploy it to a device, even if you had only made a one-line change to the code. On good days, this would make the compilation take 5-10 minutes; on bad days it would be upwards of an hour or never happen at all. Some wags had even set up a special website that would tell you whether the RIM servers were down or not (long gone now, of course). I got in the habit of making a large number of code changes before attempting to run and test stuff, which is obviously not the ideal way to do things but it certainly teaches you to be careful. It also make me think long and hard before including a new module into my code. As one example, for my GUI I needed to use trigonometry functions which were naturally (lol) part of one of the cryptography modules which took an especially long time to get signed. I ended up writing my own sin() function in Java just to avoid the hit of including that module.
The great part of this was that I always had a ready-made excuse whenever I felt like taking a long lunch or going shopping or going home early. “Sorry boss, the signing server is down” and I made damn sure they never knew about isthesigningserverdown.com. It also helped that it was Blackberry circa 2010 and it didn’t make a shit bit of difference whether I got the app done or not.
An organisation that harvests the organs of homeless called “Rivendell”?
Surely “Mordor” would be a better choice?
Ironically enough, even most of the plantation “owners” didn’t really own their plantations or slaves. They were typically massively in debt, usually to English bankers who were financing the loathsome operation to provide cheap raw material for their cotton factories. This is why the British government – which had led the way in banning slavery in the British empire and using its navy to interdict the transatlantic slave trade – was somehow on the side of the Confederacy during the Civil War.
If you’re blonde and hot, you’re an ex-pat, not an immigrant.
I think in Rush Limbaugh’s case the trick is to make sure he stays dead. Dead Rush Limbaugh is the best sort of Rush Limbaugh.