Everybody have fun tonight …

Lol “landed”. We are fucking desperate for drivers. So desperate that one of our drivers totaled two cars in one day last year and didn’t even get suspended.

One thing I actually liked about my last company was that our team-building events involved great food, copious amounts of alcohol, and edibles. True, I had to bring the edibles myself, but nobody complained.

Thanks, I was trying to think of what movie that was from.

Don’t leave Fetterman out of your list. He castigated his fellow Democrats for daring to call Trump a convicted felon, saying we’re supposed to be the party of “forgiveness and redemption”.

Republicans have been targeting the fifth grade level for decades now. Trump’s innovation was targeting the third grade level.

Karoline Leavitt. How dare you misspell her name like that? Ks are very important to these people - she only needs two more.

Man, I’m used to not believing his quotes are real, but I wasn’t expecting to not believe a pic of him was real. That’s really him! Guy probably hasn’t seen his own penis in years.

I briefly had a Windows Phone circa 2010 and it had fantastic sound. It even had a little folding stand so the speakers could be uncovered.

there once was a time that when boomboxes were pretty common

I’m from the boombox era. They fucking sucked way harder than people playing music on their phones, because they were way louder. The music was better at least, although I didn’t appreciate that at the time. Nowadays I love hearing old-school hip-hop out in the wild.

I just did one of my 50 mile rides this morning on a bike trail, and I passed a bunch of people with their phones mounted on the handlebars, watching videos of some sort. Like, I guess I could see having a GPS app open, but watching videos? Why the fuck are you even out here? Get a stationary bike and be safe at home at least.

Many people riding and walking on the trail are playing music through their phone speakers instead of using earbuds. It’s somewhat less annoying since you don’t have to be around them for long, but it’s still annoying.

I did BASIC on the Apple IIe, then TurboBasic, Visual Basic (3, 4, 5 and 6 with some C in there somewhere), VB.Net, C#, Java, Objective-C and finally QT. Now I drive a school bus.

I started with VB3, which didn’t have custom classes. I have no idea how I did anything back then, but at least it was better than TurboBasic.

On Error was used within a function, so you would have one (or more … or less) per function.

Is there a downside to training your AI on broken code? Can’t be!

JFC and I thought having to work in an open-office plan was the worst thing a company could do to me.

More like all the On Error Resume Next statements. Which wasn’t even the worst thing about Visual Basic! VB also had the On Error Resume statement. On Error Resume Next at least moved on to the next line after an error occurred; On Error Resume just re-executed the error-generating line, I guess on the assumption that something would eventually change there.

Nah, they all just moved somewhere else. Easy portability is the one upside to homelessness.

HOAs are intended to harass and discriminate against black and brown people so that they don’t move in

Lol I was going to make a joke here about “Redline Homes Inc.” - but it turns out there really is such a company, in Oklahoma of course.

There’s a new-ish genre of Youtubers these days, Arizona home inspectors showing what a gigantic clusterfuck new house construction is there. I can’t decide which is my favorite disaster: exterior walls that are just paper and stucco, or the gas leaks at literally every house. In AZ, the HOAs are the least of people’s problems.