For real! I had my moment of doubt in college, since I wasnt afraid of being gay I gave it a shot. I still don’t really consider myself super straight, but I know I’m not into my own bits and pieces.
Who has touched your bits and pieces more than anyone else? That’s right, YOU!!
Every single day, multiple times a day, you are there touching them…Cleaning them. Smushing them hither and thither, so it’s about time you faced up to the fact that you need to move to Russia to prove you haven’t caught “The Gay” from all that touching!!!
For real! I had my moment of doubt in college, since I wasnt afraid of being gay I gave it a shot. I still don’t really consider myself super straight, but I know I’m not into my own bits and pieces.
Who has touched your bits and pieces more than anyone else? That’s right, YOU!!
Every single day, multiple times a day, you are there touching them…Cleaning them. Smushing them hither and thither, so it’s about time you faced up to the fact that you need to move to Russia to prove you haven’t caught “The Gay” from all that touching!!!
( /s, just in case )
I know I like cock because I like my own cock. Yep, it really is that simple.
If I liked my cock I wouldn’t beat it up so much
That little fucker has made me make so many poor decisions in life.
Its the goo that I have no interest in experiencing. The rest doesnt bother me.