• D_C@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    2 days ago

    , but I know I’m not into my own bits and pieces.

    Who has touched your bits and pieces more than anyone else? That’s right, YOU!!
    Every single day, multiple times a day, you are there touching them…Cleaning them. Smushing them hither and thither, so it’s about time you faced up to the fact that you need to move to Russia to prove you haven’t caught “The Gay” from all that touching!!!

    ( /s, just in case )