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    Weirdly enough a mashed banana can be an egg substitute for the right recipe.

    My Wife has celiac, so no gluten for her. So when looking for gluten free recipes, we often come across full on vegan recipes with substitutes. A mashed banana for eggs is one of them.

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    Someone should tell her that bananas are a GMO. So is rice, corn, broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, brussels sprouts, kale, and mustard. They all exist because humans modified them, if humans didn’t exist then neither would those plants.

    Ironically the one thing that isn’t a GMO is the damn egg.

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      Well…

      Chickens have been gene modified by 1000’s of years of selective breeding. Those eggs, by extension, are therefore gene modified also. Otherwise you wouldn’t get more chickens like you want them.

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    The usual vegan recipe complaint: “I wanted to follow your recipe for grandma’s meatloaf, but substituted anything offending with the first thing I found on google. Your meatloaf neither looks nor tastes like my Grandma’s!”

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      I love it when people who represent a company (or in this case, a website) are smartasses to customers. I work with the public, and many times I’ve wanted to tell someone off but I don’t want to get in shit with upper management. My direct manager would support me but the higher ups definitely wouldn’t. Today actually I said to a coworker that I wanted to tell off a lady I was just dealing with but couldn’t. The lady was pretending she knew everything (that’s not how you do things, you’re wrong it’s this way, etc) and I very nearly said “I didn’t realize you work here” or something less pleasant but decided against it last second.

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        I learned a long time ago that there are customers you cannot afford to have. They cost more than they are worth to keep. And on occasions, I have told them off to make them go away.

        The majority of customers do need courtesy and understanding. But there are those few that don’t.

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      There are vegans and then there are militant vegans. And those militant ones tend to be new to veganism. Or they are just straight up assholes.

      But the few vegans I have known were very nice people and you wouldn’t know they were vegans if you weren’t swapping recipes with them.

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      Veganism is ethical. Vegans can be stupid the same way carnivores can be. This reductive belief system may work in a world without critical thinking but I find your comment just as stupid as the one in this post.

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      Simple: Try to make a mushroom omelette with bananas subbing for the eggs. Repeat until recipe produces a tasty mushroom omelette.

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      It depends on the recipe. Replacing egg with banana in muffins, where you mainly need it for the moisture? Works fine.
      Replacing egg with banana in a custard, where you need it as a binding agent and stiffener? Won’t work.
      Replacing egg white with banana in a meringue? What are you even doing?

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        Replacing egg white with banana in a meringue? What are you even doing?

        Having read more than one discussion column on recipe sites, I would not put it past some people. They would first complain that there are no instructions on how to separate a banana, then that whisking it does not produce something resembling a beaten egg white, and finally that baking it produces something not even close to meringue. Ah, yes, and because they added the amount of sugar given in the recipe, they’ll finally complain about the result being overly sweet.

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    I tried a recipe for a cake but I substituted the dry ingredients for buns because they’re already baked, I replaced the chocolate with burger, and I replaced the frosting with sauce. Can anyone explain to me why my cake tastes like a hamburger now?

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      I agree that most anti-GMO stances are silly, but Cavendish bananas aren’t GMO. (The history of major banana cultivars is super interesting, though!)

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        but Cavendish bananas aren’t GMO

        They are. We took something barely edible in nature and bred it to the point where it’s a tasty treat. It’s a perfect example of GMO.

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        Almost all food crops are GMO through the practice of selective breeding. Bananas have been altered to be sterile, seedless, and have larger edible fruit.

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          Selective breeding isnt GMO tho. Gmo is modifying genetics directly. Selective breeding is manipulativing the natural processes and hoping the offspring carried the desired genes. Its like saying placing bets on a roulette table is investing.

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            Actually I’d say that investing is gambling, and selective breeding is a form of genetic engineering.

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            Selective breeding isnt GMO tho

            It absolutely is.

            The definition of a genetically modified organism (GMO) is not clear and varies widely between countries, international bodies, and other communities. At its broadest, the definition of a GMO can include anything that has had its genes altered, including by nature. Taking a less broad view, it can encompass every organism that has had its genes altered by humans, which would include all crops and livestock

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            I mean, the line between gambling and investing is a lot thinner than most people would like to believe.

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        Yes, but can us Pro-GMO get Gros Michels back into production? I’ll let Monsanto inject me with 5G Tylenol vaccines for the rebirth of those yellow fatties.

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      Yes, if the egg is used to deliver wetness. Not when it is used to deliver binding.

      I currently having a horrible picture running through my head of an attempt to make my chocolate cake with bananas instead of eggs…

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      Apple Sauce is a great substitute too! About 60g / ¼ cup per egg. It works especially well in cakes that are already pretty moist, like brownies.

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    Thing is a ripe mashed banana can be used as an egg substitute for recipes. Not that one clearly.

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      Ok, but … sometimes one just has to acknowledge that a banana isn’t an egg, you know?

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            You misquoted:

            …one just has to acknowledge…

            Not really

            It makes sense to not have to acknowledge that something isn’t something else when it doesn’t even matter, because nobody claimed it to be that thing in the first place.

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                I’ve never acknowledged that a banana isn’t an egg to be honest. I’ve never even thought about that, like ever.

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              Ok, but… sometimes one just has to acknowledge that substitution is the expectation that one is another in part to a non-zero degree, you know?

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        I followed your advice and made a banana pie. But as I didn’t have any bananas at hand I replaced them with eggs. The pie had an eggy consistency and didn’t taste anything like banana.

        Bad advice, 1/10, wouldn’t do it again.

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      Sounds like something you’d write on a placard at a protest.

      Say no to GMO gluten-free vegans

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      Seriously I refuse to believe this is isn’t a troll. Swapping eggs for bananas in an EGG custard is just baked banana.

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      I’ve met people like this. They are real and usually not invited back.

      Edit: same to anyone claiming to be allergic to msg! Mfer I just saw you drink a bloody Mary!

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        In defense of the MSG thing - afaik you can’t actually be allergic to it (outside of some super rare conditions, like the ones where youre allergic to things like icewater) but it is a relatively common migraine trigger. Downing it with booze, which for many people helps with migraines (the vasodilator/vasoconstrictor effects sorta cancel eachother out) means it has a minimal effect.

        This isn’t everyone, obviously migraines are uncommon and ones triggered by MSG are an extension in rarity, but it is explicable behavior in a very real subset of the population.

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      My ex’s Mom is a vegetarian (who also doesn’t believe in using GMOs or a microwave) and her Dad has celiac and legitimately can’t do gluten.

      I hate trying to cook for them, and I REALLY hate it when they cook for me. Her Dad made these “dessert” balls that are made from flax seed and sadness the first time we met and I pretended to like them to be polite. Now he always makes me a bunch of them and I have to choke them down with a smile. I’ll bee seeing them Friday and know I get to look forward to chomping on birdseed.

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        Then you have people from the opposite end of the spectrum. One time I received “protein cookies” from a friend and it was just baked chocolate whey protein powder 🤣. You’d expect something like that to work okay-ish, but it was a very, very sad cookie with way too much sweetener.

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          I don’t know how to cook for shit (I once set pasta on fire) but I feel like even my dumbass could figure out how to make that work. Motherfucker needs to refine their recipe.

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            🤣. Htf does pasta even catch fire? There’s usually moisture at all times.

            Well I will say that the cookies were safe to eat at least. I think they are in the process of making it work atm.

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              I managed to boil the water down a tad bit too much cause they weren’t softening, some of them were stuck to the side of the pot and caught fire. From there it was a simple matter of energy burnoff.

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                  In our old office we had a stove in the break room. A coworker managed to forget she was boiling eggs and smoke out the building 3 times in 4 months.

                  We finally bought her a gimmicky egg cooker that would turn itself off.

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        If they’re your ex’s parents, I’d have thought you’d be rid of them and their terrible cooking.

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          We’re still best friends. Just no longer romantically attached.

          We’re Ace, so it’s less of a transition than for most couples.

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          Because he’s a very sweet man and really enjoys sharing them with me. I’m not gonna take that away from him.

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        i use a lot of flaxseed and have experienced the “ah shit too much flax” very often

        flaxseed-based dessert should be an internationally recognized war crime

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      Also the reply says the recipe is for an egg custard tart. Why would a vegan even be looking at a recipe like that?

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        My wife was gluten free for awhile for health reasons on doctors orders. She would try to make the most outrageous gluten free versions of food because she missed them, but they were always terrible. I kept telling her, instead of making a bad version of a good food, make healthy food taste good.

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          Yep. For instance, making a vegan version of a non vegan food can turn out disappointing. But a food that is just vegan to start with? Delicious.

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            Yup. Lots of delicious foods just so happen to be vegan

            Tomato sauce on pasta - delicious!

            Vegan imitation version of beef - bleh.

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        The benefit of the doubt would be that they liked custard tarts before going vegan and wanted to try and make a vegan version?

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      People with dietary restrictions, often have several. It’s because they they think more about their food.

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    I used to try and gauge how good a recipe I found online is by reading through the comments that people leave below. However, about 10 years ago or so, I had to stop because it seemed like nearly every single one had multiple comments like this, though not quite as extreme. I think some people are like me, they must enjoy pretending to be faceboomers and leaving ridiculous comments on random sites. I still remember one that I read a while ago that gave me a giant chuckle. But most of them just give me heart burn. Then again so does eggs.

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      I feel like about ten years ago the Internet was invaded by non Internet people. As in there was a large influx of idiots who were previously unable to be online because it required an actual PC, stable internet connection and some know how. Then dipshits with iPhones started posting their dumbass stream of thought messages with voice to text.

      I die a little each time I read something and some halfwit used “ewe” instead of “you.”

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      I love recipe comments like these. It is really just insight into how absolutely ludicrous and entitled people are. Why can’t your recipe simply bend reality to my will, and modify itself into what I desire to give me the outcome of my dreams.

      “Instead of chicken I used an unborn cow’s fetus and it tasted a bit funny, 1/5 stars”

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        We didn’t have any potatoes on hand for the potato salad so we used diced up and used our pet clown fish instead. It tasted funny.

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    I think the egg functions as a thickener in there, so some kind of starch or maybe a vegan gelatin would work.