It’s a play on “kiwis”

It’s about New Zealanders, right?

I generally want to have sex with my husband after reading erotica. You know, because it’s arousing. How did this not occur to them?

Tbh I was picturing a one night stand/fling. In an actual relationship, you can get to the root of why condoms feel necessary. Maybe you as a couple switch to female condoms or get tested and switch to other forms of birth control or even just get really practiced at intercrural sex. But “complaining” is not going to make anything in the bedroom better.

Truly, all her problems looked like nails.

It almost looks like a Lisa Frank image, but I can’t find any that are this, uh, muted. They were hugely popular on school supplies for a little bit, so maybe it was a knockoff?

You fast for Ramadan by abstaining from water during the day (among other things, obviously), so that would actually make more of a difference than what they’re currently doing.

Exactly my point, you don’t have to wear one if you don’t want to, just don’t have penetrative sex. If you’re complaining about a safety measure your partner wants, that’s indicative that you don’t notice or care about their needs. Ergo…

I’m pretty strong for being a middle aged woman (so not strong in general), and I can break a key in a lock relatively easily with just my hands.

On the ears, obviously

I feel like most copypastas (at least the ones that I can think of) were initially received poorly. The 300 confirmed kills one and the vaporeon one are unfortunately the only ones I can remember off hand, but they definitely were

“Tenets” is the word you’re looking for, just fyi. Tenants are renters

Anyone who complains about having to wear a condom is going to be a bad partner.

It would be way easier to be a cardiologist if there were only one.

He is now back home with his family after turning himself in Friday.

I’m so happily surprised. Not that he’s in the clear, but I didn’t expect them to let him go at all.

A fitting end

If you’ve voted, you’ve essentially agreed to the ToS

Tja

All EU citizens can vote in local ballot measures.

Edit: but not for Berlin, Bremen or Hamburg. Womp womp

Gardner is seven months pregnant, but remains hopeful that her husband will be with her when she gives birth.

“My heart is broken,” Gardner told the outlet. “Our baby shower is going to be next weekend, and he’s not going to be at home to go to that with me.”

He’s missing the baby shower?? You should tell ICE, maybe they’ll release him.