Amenorrhea and hyponatremia. I do also like orchidectomy, but I am less comfortable repeating it over and over than the others - it feels like it’ll be taken as a threat

We posted notice that your house was going to be destroyed, Mr. Dent.

But honestly why is that bad? I’m vegan and I work at a bakery. When we get to eat products that I don’t eat, I pass my portion to my coworkers, because obviously. When we made alcohol out of our leftover bread, my observant Muslim coworkers gave us their bottles.

The employees are happier and we actually talk about and get to know the products more (which is the whole point)

Thank you! I’m not a native German speaker, so I really appreciate that :)

Morgenlich

Now that you say that, I really want an oompah- style song called “Phonograph”

Tbh, I think it’s evenly split. The violin and the rapped verses are each about half the appeal for me.

That said, I’d never actually heard Pastime Paradise before (or I’d assumed it was gangstas paradise) and I liked it as well. I like Amish paradise less, but that’s just because I don’t generally like parody songs as much as the originals. I respect the hell out of Weird Al and think he’s one of the most talented modern musicians out there, but his songs tend to hit me more academically than emotionally.

Autistic and I don’t care, but I do listen and I try to do it well.

It depends on how into you/the situation they are, just like with everyone. Most people are more accepting of people saying weird shit (any kind of thing, not specifically thanking them) in the moment if they have an emotional connection to the person saying it or if they’re really horny.

I think I’m taking this too seriously for historymemes, but if someone from the future came to tell me something was invented by “Slavia”, I’d probably assume it was a country northeast of what I know as Austria, even though those countries are currently at war with each other. I can imagine a future in thousands of years where they’re politically and culturally united, even though I can’t imagine one in twenty years.

He’s an obese 78 year old who eats McDonald’s every day and has been getting visibly less coherent and energetic. You don’t need a doctor to tell you the next four years are unlikely to be completely free of significant health issues

He’d have a justified true belief, but no knowledge

Remember all those stories rich white people used to tell about the dangers of “gang initiation rites”? I guess that was a confession too

With the pill is a life hack (hydration is critical), 30 minutes later it’s an impossibility for me

I don’t know if this is universal, but all the people I know who consider themselves antifa in Connecticut also actually consider themselves far-left (anarchists or some variety of communists, mostly), myself included. I’d love it if liberals would take part, but I don’t know any self-described Democrats or moderates who do.

Ah, pwn came after I learned that, but crwth is new for me!

Yep, after reading that, 2019 seems like a good cutoff.

I’m too petty to be a reporter, every time I’d write: “musk, who retroactively won the right to be considered a founder of Tesla in court, …”

I also think there would still be trans people, but no gender (splitting hairs here). People would still be dysphoric about their body (not necessarily parts, but also processes), but that would not necessarily be related to a gender. A person could of course choose a gender, they’re not outlawed in my ideal post sexism world, but it’s kind of like identifying as a jock or a drama kid after high school: it would be fucked up for someone else to assume it of you, but feel free to identify with it. If you do, you might have to explain to others what it means.

Yeah, that’s accurate

https://www.etymonline.com/word/chicken