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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago

Stupid recipe

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Stupid recipe

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago
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    11 hours ago

    Replaced chocolate with dog shit, don’t know why it tastes so bad

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      9 hours ago

      Skill issue

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    15 hours ago

    Shoutout to my community [email protected] which is more of this! I’d recommend someone check it out :)

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      14 hours ago

      1/5. I took the community name and replaced all letters with numbers and it didn’t work.

      (Nice community, I’ve subscribed!)

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      11 hours ago

      I can’t stop laughing at these posts 😂 thanks for sharing this community

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        I’m glad you’re enjoying the posts! I’ve got a few more saved, they’ll be posted shortly. After that I’ll be on the hunt, and hopefully others can add posts too.

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      I’d recommend someone check it out :)

      OK, I’ll be your someone!

      Edit: it was definitely worth it! 5/7 perfect score

  • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works
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    For anyone unaware, applesauce is actually a common oil substitution in baking. This isn’t as crazy as it may seem.

    That said, there’s still the issue with the use of “exactly”, however if I remember correctly (and take this with a grain of salt) from my Reddit days, this was an old post and it turned out that the original recipe maker actually suggested the applesauce substitute in the first place.

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      17 hours ago

      It’s also a common egg substitute used in vegan cooking or for people with allergies. Wild, isn’t it?

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        Egg is a much harder thing to replace. My son is vegan so my wife is often baking things that are vegan. Chia egg or aquafaba are usually pretty good. She makes a vegan muffin that I honestly prefer to “normal” muffins. Although I’m not 100% sure what she puts in them, I’d bet its applesauce.

        Whatever you do, don’t ever have vegan “cheesecake”…. run away… quickly

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          I would love to hear about your experience with vegan cheesecake, it sounds like an amazing tale

      • thesystemisdown@lemmy.world
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        15 hours ago

        Pumpkin puree works pretty well too if your recipe can handle a little squashiness.

    • F/15/[email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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      Can anyone elucidate me? What’s the purpose of apple sauce/oil in cake? Moisture retention? Texture? Adherence? Taste?

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        It serves the same purpose as butter, it’s just more common to use butter in baking, don’t use oil with a taste (olive oil is to be avoided for example) it will ruin the taste of the cake

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          There are really good cakes with olive oil, you just can’t use it randomly.

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      What he failed to mention is that he used Gerber apple sauce.

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        and instead of 1 tbsp … they used 1 cup

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    ooo i love this stuff

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    Reminds me of the two times I screwed up some cornbread by mismeasuring the milk. Twice

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    I replaced my entire diet with applesauce and I think I might be shitting myself to death.

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      18 hours ago

      Add some sugar free gummy bears and let it all go.

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        17 hours ago

        Wash it down with some Tuscan Whole Milk.

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          Do I want to know what this is?

          • db2@lemmy.world
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            Yes. Yes you do.

            https://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/1053711-amazon-gummy-bear-review.html

            https://www.101bananas.com/poems/edgar.html

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      You’ll get pancreas issues first. Exactly what Steve Jobs died from

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        Jobs was dumber. He started his fruitarian nonsense in response to his extremely treatable pancreatic cancer.

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      You need to follow it up with an applesauce enema to replace the electrolytes.

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        I did a bump of applesauce, and now I have a sinus infection.

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    “I followed the instructions exactly except that I took one left turn instead of a right turn. I don’t know why I didn’t arrive at the correct destination as I followed the route exactly.”

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    This is like my wife, but with ordering food. Buys a specialty sandwich but removes everything that makes it what it is. Then has the audacity to say it wasnt very good…

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      “I’ll have a Krabby Patty with no Bottom Bun, Patty, Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, Cheese, Tomato, Onion, or Top Bun” and then wonder why I got a pickle salad.

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    It is a well-known substitution but you can’t say you followed the recipe exactly after doing that.

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      I was making salt dough for my kids school project, and i was wondering why it had the consistency of icing.

      I realized i grabbed the powdered sugar container instead of flower flour.

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        Did you need flower or flour?

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          Woops lol

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    I accidentally used powdered sugar instead of flour. The cookies were terrible

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      Applesauce is a pretty standard substitute for oils when baking. My mom eould always use it when making brownies.

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