The logo for the community … CIRCLEJERK

You are a ghost messaging us from your universe of the already dead

lol … sounds a lot like the evangelical preacher with the million dollar private jet who asked his parishers to give more money to buy a second jet because it would save more people

(I remembered this story from a few years ago and thought it was ‘a second jet’ … I was wrong … the preacher was asking for donations to buy his FOURTH JET!!!)

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44305873

Trump isn’t running a country … he’s an evangelical preacher leading a ministry called the United States

Trailer Park Peace Prize

The eye of the storm speaks back to you … QUACK! QUACK!

These are places that distribute food as nutrition … they dispense edible product that momentarily provide a flavour sensation to your mouth and tongue.

Don’t know … I can’t afford internet credits in order to access a connection.

oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!

Just do the dishes naked … maybe keep your socks on

Tuck it into your groin

My parents took us on lots of camping trips and I went with them until I was about 18. Then I continued to do it on my own and with friends for a while. It’s been years since I did a full on wilderness camping trip. We’re from northern Ontario and we went out every time of year - bug infested hot summers, wet rainy spring / fall and freezing cold winter.

When you do it often enough, eventually you end up in situations you didn’t plan for … getting stuck overnight, unexpected rain storm / winter storm, equipment break down. Then you just break a quick basic camp, hunker down and wait for the morning or the storm to end. It’s the only option, otherwise you risk getting into more trouble if you keep going. But it also doesn’t mean you’re happy about it. I got stuck several times overnight in the middle of nowhere cold, wet, hungry, tired and miserable … it’s all doable and survivable, it’s just not very pleasant.

I’d hate to be the one to take off their uniform after a day of running around and peeing and pooping in those things at least two or three times.

It is possible to do if you know how.

But what these videos never or seldom show is that you have to be willing to be absolutely uncomfortable, cold and miserable the entire time.

The not so great one

The only way to solve this is to assemble an angry mob with torches and threaten to burn the heretic

Anyone who decided to buy a smart toilet with internet access deserves to not have an encrypted connection

More like a take from … The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

… but not as funny :(

9/10 for your grandma … Looks like a dual boot setup … a modern fast core system with multiple speed settings on top … and an older OS that is manually operated that can be revealed from underneath (although once the power goes out, you’d have to lose the LEDs)