“Change comes from within.” - Ghandi or something IDK

During covid I wrote up plans to make my own toilet paper micro-factory with old washing machines, dryers, and wood pulp. It never came to that, but I had a pretty solid setup planned

Gopnik dazzle camoflauge

Yeah and look at what Poland was wearing at the time! Totally asking for it.

My dad was still fanboying for Melon Husk even after all the bullshit, until I told him “Dad, he’s a car salesman. Do you remember what you taught me about car salesmen?”

Yes the terminator would have reached the end of the list and gone “Whelp, guess the humans outsmarted us again!” And just give up on the spot. Terminator are known for giving up at the slightest setback.

A mortar, you say?

The deliverator

WGTOW (Wolves going their own way)

I’m like a sponge. Not in that I soak up information, but you can force me through a fine seive and I’ll reconstitute myself on the other side like a fucking T1000.

Yeh

The winning is done with functional UX design, this is the result of an engineer who believed they could but didn’t stop to ask if they should.

More like:

“You have 4000 hours in this game. You must really like it!”

“Not really.”

That’s me with Factorio. I don’t really like crack anymore, I just have to do it a bunch now or I get the shakes.

Sand is the most commonly stolen construction material. Sand theft and sand smuggling is a multi billion dollars industry.

Coincidence? You tell me

Arrival and Interstellar. Half baked cop out time travel shit

You can short circuit a bigot by arguing that all straight people are actually trans and it’s the government’s fault for not enforcing traditional gender roles

Star wars?

And she doesn’t have a bike to make a fast getaway!

You got the baby though, right?

And by home, he means Jim’s place 💝