Carving statuettes of fat titted big booty ladies for “Ceremonial purposes”

Brasil-mode (the film, not the country)

I caught ADHD from my friend in highschool when we were making out in the storeroom before art class.

I thought it was tiny scuba divers

Product of, and producer of.

Copy of Copy of Plymouth Final (1).docx

Britain played a major role in that coup too, they were trying to get back at Mossadegh for nationalizing Anglo-iranian oil, now known as British Petroleum.

CIA 🤝 MI6 Fucking things up since the invention of the cold war.

Always bring earplugs, ear defenders, and if possible a large, flat rigid object. A sign made of corflute is meh, a big flat book is pretty good.

If possible, wear glasses and put the flat object between you and the LRAD while it’s going, these can cause ear and eye injuries by vibrating the fluid in your eyeballs. Even a thin barrier can attenuate the sound down to a safer level.

It’s pretty amazing what doctors can do.

Round of applause for the heroes!

I am responsible for accidentally getting a landowner and big game hunter on the other side of the world investigated by the EPA for something he didn’t do, and a podcast episode was made about it. All I did was post a comment on Reddit.

Some are incredibly unstable

Trying to cut carbs.

I’ll take 1996 off your hands. I had duck hunt on NES and my parents were still married.

Dark Brandon Rd

People talk about Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot like they are monsters, but the truth is, they were just regular humans, they had feelings, mothers, ambitions, anxieties. They were just normal men. To call them monsters ignores the full range of human capabilities.

Now if if you want a truly monstrous dictator, and not one of these posers, vote for me.

Deep dish pizza is tomato pie.

Compress the rich

Heroin is not even considered a gateway drug, it’s that safe.

Experience sex