Tween sunup and sundown

• People who put their shopping cart back in the corral

Goats have beards and they lay eggs

• Stop
• Prepare to stop
• Go
• Go faster
• Faster daddy

And all of chemistry is just physics.

Make sure they can both see me and understand that I heard their cries. Turn my back and walk away.

Meet injustice with justice.

Hit it on a 45 degree angle along the horizontal plane and it will bounce onto the shoes of the fella next to you

Chappell Roan taking the outside lead there!

Where are we gonna find 4 average Americans!

My youth prepared me for this and my post-schooling education helped me minmax for it.

My new car is a 2025 model, but it’s an Indian made Japanese Kei car so the interior is super basic. and it has large, infinitely spinning knobs for temperature and fan strength, and a digital temperature readout. I really like them.

When the temp was cold in the morning but now it’s hot, I spin those dials like wheel of fortune to the left and immediately set the AC to cold and fast. No repeated button presses.

The only downside is that it doesn’t have one of those knobs for music volume.

Keep the tip 😉

I guess you could say I use a reusable straw

The internet started out as a network of like, 7 computers. Then it expanded to millions. Now it seems we are back to 7 again.

Quick housing?

I mean, you gotta pull out eventually to go home, right?

gun cocks “Why dontcha go ahead and count how many eggs are in that carton, mistah!”

Transcendental defacation

“Babe what’s the matter you seem upset since getting home from work.”

“Somebody shat at me.”

“Do you mean shat on you?”

“No…”

Rogan hits blunt “A buddy of mine saw you naked in the shower during a DMT trip”