Counterpoint: The alternative is rent trap or homelessness
Jerking off a homeless dude for free is a good deal when he has a gun in your neck.
Counterpoint: The alternative is rent trap or homelessness
Jerking off a homeless dude for free is a good deal when he has a gun in your neck.
That’s also what human musicians do, in a roundabout way
Person: Turns on a light near me
Me: This attempt on my life has left me scarred and disfigured.


Russians and rape


Why is this so ominous?
“The good CPUs were very expensive so I just bought two cheap ones, that should be ok right?”
USB cables fit into Ethernet ports. They will also go into HDMI ports if you force them. Source: Family


The ship likes it when he was tweaks her nipples


Ban guns, but only for men.
Give women free guns.


Yeah but they are masochists and they like it.
It’s a female gnome, right?
That would make a kickass lyric someone should put that in a song


Yeah that’s fair, I’m pretty money and time poor but I also eat whole raw carrots straight out of the bag like a fucking horse


My legs get tired
So like a regular married couple?


Or even " the people who have the time to prepare, money to buy and luxury of access to fruits and vegetables are happier because they have time, money and luxury, whereas people who are poor and/0or work two jobs are depressed and incidentally don’t eat many vegetables.


Also to point out, this doesn’t implicate any other artificial sweetemers. If you’re in Australia, the sweetenersight be listed by code rather than name:

Forgive me if I’ve misunderstood the application, but could the tripwire not just complete a circuit by its removal? As in, a spring-loaded switch, it’s contacts separated by an insulator, the insulator is yanked out by the tripwire?