

First they came for the hard drives, and I did not speak out because I didn’t need a hard drive. Then they came for the GPUs and I did not speak out because I had a pretty dope GPU. Then they came for my 8gb of ram and there was nobody left to speak out for me.
Angling my rearview mirror up to the ceiling has helped me immensely.
People probably still tailgate me but I don’t notice anymore
More good news.


And our toasters into computers
Ex father? Broke up with his kids?
This is really good job interview advice.
David Mitchell gave up comedy TV for the refinery life?
Same with the guy in the FBI training video where a guy gets put in an interrogation room without being frisked. He takes a drink of water, puts the cap back on the bottle, pulls out a .45, bangs his temple, and the nose just gushes blood like a fire hydrant.
Factories in china
It’s a rather large cherry
You can’t fuck privelige


Some time ago I came up with an idea for a pizza restaurant called Send Pizza that was delivery only, and it had an app, and the app just had one button that said Send Pizza and when you push it we would just send whatever the days’ pizza was, no choosing or customising. I thought it would be ideal for parties, hangovers, and weeknight family meals.
Then again, the plan was to have a set schedule, cheese Thursdays, pepperoni Fridays, bbq chicken Saturdays, Neapolitan Sundays, mushroom mondays etc. so at least you’d know what you were getting depending on the day of the week.


Fucks sake, another Toyota Camry?! I was hoping for a LandCruiser!

Ship them in a container to Ghana to be “recycled” in a bonfire with the rest of the ewaste
Are you a feral cat?