Guy: look at all this wheat I grew!

Fella; Wow, we could make so many bread!

Guy: Yes… Ah… Bread

Yeah she probably should have worn a mask and used a baller pseudonym like “Root”

Who cares about supermarket when McDoland?

You can live with one lung just fine. The right lung is better than the left one tho.

I bid $2

They get paid in sense of entitlement too.

To be fair in my dream, the other brother was the business savvy marketing genius, the Ryan Reynolds brother was an eccentric visionary engineer who made people uncomfortable with his enthusiasm.

Kings foot it is then. The king’s crusty, cheesy foot

Replace your soul with cheese

Friend, I want a lobdog

3-day special military operation

I once had a dream about two brother inventors who were trying to build a cheaper space rocket but they were strugglingvwith investors and running out of money, so the fun brother (in my dream he was played by Ryan Reynolds, I shit you not) spent the last of their money developing a prototype of some roller skates that played music, but only while you were moving. When the skates stopped rolling the music stopped. He was dressed in pink booty shorts and was trying to sell preorders of his musical skates at an LGBT pride festival but it’s not going well.

Then his brother bawls him out for wasting their money and declared their partnership over. Ryan Reynolds can’t talk him back, and walks off, but he’s walking awkwardly on the grass with his skates, and because they aren’t rolling continuously, he is just sadly shuffling over the grass while his skates play, in broken spurts and stops, that “Firework” song from that American woman singer.

There was more to the dream, it was movie length and extremely vivid, but that was the funniest part.

So in my dream I invented shitty musical roller skates that even a gay Ryan Reynolds couldn’t sell at a pride fest.

Hello Shitty

China is basic

Maybe we could go to the extreme and get a UN resolution to condemn the US aggression?

Calvinball-based international order

Dude, sell it. Someone else WILL want it and use it. You want money. And your sister will get over it.

It is chock full of yummy copper though!

Heck yeah. Sell it as-is, chop it down into two smaller tables, use the rest for shelves.

I have 11 stuffies