Hi there. Sorry about that. You didn’t break any rules explicitly, it was just a preemptive move. Things tend to get pretty obnoxious when the bean nonsense restarts. I was just nipping it in the bud before it blew up again. Please don’t take this as anything personal, I have no issue with you.

It was the guy played by Don Cheadle. He turned people into fuckin trees.

Did you know that people can go on the Internet and tell lies?

I’ve been doing this forever and haven’t received a single cent.

Only the filthiest for you. Also please send me some bleach, it’s for my eyes.

What the fuck’s a mogbattle

A true fellow of culture. Just don’t trust the skull.

Because everyone is broke af

Here’s a friendly reminder of rule 1: be kind. If you can’t, then be quiet.

Oh shit, that’s an old school reference. Poor Mr. Cheeseface.

For those unfamiliar, this is from an old National Lampoons magazine.

A few years later, someone actually shot that dog.

Be nice. And in regards to your earlier comment I missed 9 months ago: there is no relevant distinction to me. Don’t denigrate anyone based on any of them. This isn’t really up for discussion.

Eh. I’m allowing it. The bar really is that low.

… What?

Op, this is the most delightful post I’ve seen here in a while. Thank you for sharing this.

Ughhhh this is terrible. Thank you.

Well, have fun, I guess?

Well, they’re not a mod here. I’m one of the poor saps with that role. Is… Is that what you want…? That’s not even a rule here.

Hi there. Would you please reply to this comment to show that you’re not a spam bot? I would like to stop receiving reports about your posts

Mod here . I found this amusing, and op is good sport, so fuck y’all I’m leaving it up. 😁

It’s just low effort posting for amusement. The less you think about it, the better.