I would not like it, Sam Alt Man
I would not like an LLM
I would not like it on my phone
I would not like it in my home
I don’t want it on my computers
Definitely not on routers
I don’t want it upon my roads
I don’t want it reading my code
(and if you do, you are a chode)
In PowerPoint, Word, or Excel
I don’t want any sloppy smells
I hate when people say it “thinks”
The smarmy cocky gits all stink
“I asked AI, here’s what it said”
They say on forum posts I’ve read
I would not like to talk to it
It’s even made search engines shit
Don’t bring back coal, or oil, or gas
Those LLMs can eat my ass
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Yep, that was the inspiration.
That and Last Week Tonight. :)
Holy shit, you actually made the meter work too. Normally on the web, it’s the first casualty.
Thanks for noticing! Scansion is important. :)
Love the poem. Concerned by the fact that at the end of the book, the character actually loves the original topic of derision once they try it.
I do actually like my offline, minimal LLM which runs entirely on my own computer and has access to all my private notes. It’s great for a quick semantic search. And that’s about it.
Those massive “AI” companies pushing it as a solution to literally every problem, including many problems we don’t actually have, can still eat my ass.
I’m with you, it has its narrow set of uses. I sure wish it was only treated as the somewhat handy tool it actually is.
Unfortunately, it seems that asking for nuance in the apocalypse era is like asking for consensus on the Internet. :/
Bravo.
Brilliant!
Brings tears to my eyes. Well written.
I do not like llm AI.
I do not like it Sam Alternative Man…
