Followed instructions, now I speak in water.

How about a holy tazer? You know, a little twitching goes a long way.

I don’t. Fuck each and everyone of those spy balls.

Again?

Okay buy if there aren’t any boats running around, then that’s ecologically good! We’re all screwed, but ecologically good.

This could be the best thing the current administration did for the planet. No more shipping boats. It’s going to be really interesting in the next two months.

Hopefully she gets deported to a good country. We’re evil now. Like Google turned evil.

How many years did you think it would take us to get to a habitable planet?

The ship would be a living ship for a long long time. The space station already has been hit by micro meteors. Imagine what would happen to a larger ship away from the protection of the earth.

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Truish but he was still son of Italian parents. Nah, the next guy better be Ethiopian or maybe mixto…Chinese Mexican Pinoy African and pigmy. A true world leader made up of all the people’s progeny.

Catholicism is still all bullshit though. But it would be best if the bullshit kept up with science.

After reaching the presidential age we should consider everyone of them ageaniels for president.

Time served!

You know what they say…

Well you know, so I’m not gonna repeat it!

But you know he did.

If my logical thinking serves me well, there’s no chance to survive interstellar travel. Look at thar thing! Its full of craters. It’s been bombarded by tiny super fast collisions. How can anything survived that in space and keep people alive too?

How come one of your balls is bigger today? Wasn’t it the other one yesterday? Can your balls just change sides like that?

They should use bikes and go around and around a 1 mile loop. That’s it, that’s the job.

No babies…

Hmmm. I got it!

Drones!

China makes the drones?

Hmmm.

How many nukes do we have again?

My wife wants a custom dishwasher just like this one! I love the high heat option and the jump option.

Or African American? Or Mulato, or otherwise a “black” person or person of color. Uhh that would be a real juicy thing to do.

It would be funny if the next Pope was Mexican.