…I have absolutely no idea what thought process this gif is trying to convey.

RT is Russia Today. A literal russian state run media.

Hoverboards when???

Psyduck is so relatable. Just a simple duck, who’s intelligent enough to understand how fucked the world is, but also intelligent enough to know there’s not a damn thing he can do about crippling depression, and oppression of the masses into life swallowing poverty.

And he has the empathy to feel how dragged down the weight of the world is around him. He knows that people are having a hard time, and they look to pokemon to feel better. They’re looking to HIM to feel better. Oh man. That’s a lot of pressure.

People can’t buy homes, health insurance is being denied, we’re on the edge of world war 3, and all anyone wants is a reason to smile, and now they look at psyduck, to cheer them up. One simple pokemon with anxiety and mental health issues is now being asked to lift the weight of the world, as it comes crushing down on us all. And I can relate to that.

Psy-yi-yi indeed, my friend!

No no …stay.

You think I’m cute??? blushes

No YOU shut up! Oh, wait, we weren’t doing that one …

Fires in California, you say? Yeah…about that…

gestures towards every year for the past 20 years

G-I JOOOEEEERRR

He gets out, kills Yoko Ono, gets put BACK in prison, and says “YOU’RE WELCOME!”

Well…you know what they say about tall guys with tiny feet, right?

…that they’re sick of the penis size jokes.

It could be both…

He’ll apply for AARP. Started that pose after potty training…which to be fair was at age 23.

And by past years, you mean basically everything since 1996.

The fact Obama got elected at all is just a statement to how much people resented the idea of Bush term 3 (in the form of McCain who was campaigning on the idea of being a continuation of Bush in every way).

And Biden got elected because people were sick of trumps fuckery…yet here we are. Yet again…

The democrats need to get off their ass, and not worry about pleasing the right. Go full-on "public services and universal health care for all, every pothole filled, elderly cared for.

Instead, they’re trying to be republican lite…which isn’t going to work.

The word “over” is doing some heavy lifting here. That commercial came out in the 70s. It’s closer to 50 years ago. Dave Chappelle was joking about it in the 90s.

Hey! Whoa! That’s not fair at all!

You can TOTALLY go camping without a tent. Just as long as you don’t camp in a mosquitto heavy area.

Just sleep outside.

This is bullshit. I don’t use an ad-blocker.

You’re right. It IS bullshit that you don’t use an adblocker. It’s kind of like saying “This is bullshit! I don’t use oven mitts as I take hot metal trays out of the oven! Why am I the only one getting burned???”

No no no…don’t hit them. That leaves a mark. Instead, hold them down, and tickle them for an hour.

Then if they try to go to the police, and say “they tickled me!” the cops will just laugh. And, no marks.

That’s because at a certain point ads become less about direct sales, and more about brand recognition. This is why Coke has a massive advertising budget. You know what Coke is. You’re either going to buy a Coke or you’re not. But by advertising as heavily as they do, they’re reminding you that they exist.

That’s why their heaviest advertising season is Christmas. Some of the advertisements don’t even show their product. Some do, but some just show Santa flying his sleigh with cheery christmas music. Then their Coke logo gets spelled out in the stars as he passes by.

It’s just so you assosiate their brand with good emotions. But it requires an almost constant barrage of ads, and it’s direct sales are impossible to measure.

Oh, didn’t you hear? Being racist is in vogue now. It’s the trendy new thing if you’re a gross person.

Nah. That kitten knew what it was getting into the second it decided to use “cute yawn”. This is a pokemon battle, and snuggle attack is my counter attack to “cute yawn”. Just like when the kitten uses “rub head on your leg” it prompts “human picks up kitten and snuggle attack”.

Yeah, basically everything counter attacks with snuggle attack. Pokemon only have 4 moves, and I can’t replace “Feed” “Clean litter box” or “Talk about my day as if the cat understands english from across the room”. My moveset is kind of set in stone at this point.