Local man Jeremy Philips has taken a major step to become the first man he knows in their 20s to buy a second set of bed sheets.

This comes as Jeremy was walking through the shops and on a whim decided to pick up a second set of the exact same sheets he already has, which are the cheapest ones he can buy in his area.

“This is a big step for mid-20s man-kind,” he said of the purchase, “this must have been what Neil Armstrong felt like.” […]

  • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz
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    2 days ago

    I have summer and winter sheets, but why would you need 2 of the same sheet? It doesn’t take 24 hours to wash and dry bedsheets.

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      21 hours ago

      That’s a dangerous game. More than once I spent a week sleeping on the couch because I forgot to finish drying my sheets on Sunday.

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      It doesn’t take 24 hours to wash and dry bedsheets.

      Lol, must be nice

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          Meh. A washer dryer combo with a 60C express wash is a bit over an hour and if there’s only a set of sheets and duvet covers in the dryer (and they’re cotton not synthetic so you can run it on hot), the drying doesn’t take much longer.

          So easily under 4 hours, I’d say.

          And there’s even a 15 min express express wash. That and just the sheet and duvet cover in the dryer and you’re looking at less than 2 hours I’d say.

          I’m not a wealthy person, but I am lazy, so I invested in tower combo when I moved here as I’d prolly never wash anything otherwise. Or I would, but then I couldn’t be arsed to hang it to dry.

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      2 days ago

      I like having a spare because I can quickly change the sheet whenever, throw the dirty one into the laundry machine, and deal with it tomorrow. I don’t have to start the wash/dry cycle in the morning, I can do it whenever I feel like it. It facilitates my laziness.

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      When I take out the trash I put the new liner in before I leave the room. When I wash sheets I put the new set on before I leave the room. Motivation is a fickle and fleeting thing.

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          21 hours ago

          I duuno, I’ve raw dogged the mattress out of laziness many times. Now my wife handles it all. (And before you call me sexist, I actually get in trouble for doing “women’s work”. Cultural thing, but she’s come around a bit.)

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          This can have the other effect: instead of making you want to get the sheets ready quickly, you might just not do it at all 🫠

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            21 hours ago

            Thankfully I’m not a heathen that’s willing to sleep on a bare mattress. To me, that’s almost as bad as wet socks or soggy food sticking to your hand while washing dishes

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              19 hours ago

              Haha, I meant not willing to wash it in the first place so that you still have sheets on the mattress (just, you know, old ones :P)