Local man Jeremy Philips has taken a major step to become the first man he knows in their 20s to buy a second set of bed sheets.
This comes as Jeremy was walking through the shops and on a whim decided to pick up a second set of the exact same sheets he already has, which are the cheapest ones he can buy in his area.
“This is a big step for mid-20s man-kind,” he said of the purchase, “this must have been what Neil Armstrong felt like.” […]
I like having a spare because I can quickly change the sheet whenever, throw the dirty one into the laundry machine, and deal with it tomorrow. I don’t have to start the wash/dry cycle in the morning, I can do it whenever I feel like it. It facilitates my laziness.