Local man Jeremy Philips has taken a major step to become the first man he knows in their 20s to buy a second set of bed sheets.
This comes as Jeremy was walking through the shops and on a whim decided to pick up a second set of the exact same sheets he already has, which are the cheapest ones he can buy in his area.
“This is a big step for mid-20s man-kind,” he said of the purchase, “this must have been what Neil Armstrong felt like.” […]
Thankfully I’m not a heathen that’s willing to sleep on a bare mattress. To me, that’s almost as bad as wet socks or soggy food sticking to your hand while washing dishes
Haha, I meant not willing to wash it in the first place so that you still have sheets on the mattress (just, you know, old ones :P)
Oh, yeah I thankfully have a good habit of doing all my laundry on Sundays, but I see your point