Local man Jeremy Philips has taken a major step to become the first man he knows in their 20s to buy a second set of bed sheets.
This comes as Jeremy was walking through the shops and on a whim decided to pick up a second set of the exact same sheets he already has, which are the cheapest ones he can buy in his area.
“This is a big step for mid-20s man-kind,” he said of the purchase, “this must have been what Neil Armstrong felt like.” […]
I duuno, I’ve raw dogged the mattress out of laziness many times. Now my wife handles it all. (And before you call me sexist, I actually get in trouble for doing “women’s work”. Cultural thing, but she’s come around a bit.)