I maintain queues for places I actively submit in, but I actually exhausted mine with this link (not much gets published over the weekends). My current rotation of satire sources:

https://chaser.com.au/ https://theshovel.com.au/ https://www.betootaadvocate.com/ (often has thumbnail problems) https://www.thebelltowertimes.com/ https://theonion.com/ https://clickhole.com/ https://thehardtimes.net/ (seems to have died with Charlie Kirk) https://hard-drive.net/ (seems to have died with Charlie Kirk) https://www.mcsweeneys.net/ https://newsthump.com/ (partial paywall - please provide an archived link alongside the original submission if you use this source) https://theneedling.com/

Was evaluating adding this one in too: https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/

Nobody ever asked, but since I’m dumping everything else right now I might as well dump this alongside it too; the reason I made a consistent effort to submit here and not on the sister community on midwest.social is because although admins can run their instances how they want I didn’t personally like how midwest.social was run:

• https://lemmy.ca/post/26560014
• https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/33032063

It had been my hope to slowly displace it as the dominant onion community in the long-run, at least while the assumption of the admin(s) of this instance being preferable held true.

Embrace satire (it’s fun!) and truth (it’s important!); reject tribalistic misinformation and inappropriate voting that ruins other people’s feeds. If you don’t, it will poison the platform and devolve it into more of an echo-chamber than it already is.

Based on current trajectories and the information I’ve gathered after 2 years of active use, I’m no longer convinced that the current threadiverse has a realistic chance of working out and I’m tired of trying (but it’s always possible that I’ll be proven wrong, or that it’s already good enough for you personally). Good luck!

so much as expressing anger at what’s happening

Downvoting submissions that are appropriate, on-topic, and rules-following to the communities they’re in is not using the platform sensibly.

Votes determine people’s feeds, and people without the emotional self control to not manipulate other people’s feeds for their own emotional regulation make the feeds of everyone else worse and I’m so fucking tired of seeing it. This lack of respect for how voting interacts with what other people see just creates an echo-chamber because the visibility of anything appropriate-but-disliked gets suppressed. Childish tribalist stupidity to sabotage not just one platform, but EVERYTHING connected to it because we’re using interoperable federated platforms. To the best of my knowledge, having looked at how both lemmy and mbin process votes, none of the software involved here has sophisticated enough vote processing to enable people to use it in this way.

Then use the archived link that has been helpfully provided.

I think (and hope) people are downvoting you just because of the content of the article and not really paying attention to where it was posted.

Yes, it was my mistake to once again think that people might use the platform sensibly. On the other hand, maybe submitting should continue until platform usage improves.

Way ahead of you! https://fedia.io/m/[email protected]/t/2885717

To me this sounds exactly like one of the non-politics Onion/satire posts that wouldn’t get upvoted much here if it were submitted.

TIL: Sconce: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sconce_(light_fixture)

As discussed here! https://retrolemmy.com/post/27617593

The change being that there was expected to be a change in the situation, which isn’t happening with 18A going slower than expected. This article doesn’t have much focus on the 18A part though.

Intel’s next-generation […] process […] more slowly than expected.

When was the last time one of Intel’s next-gen processes went well? 🫠

In 2018, Tour and his colleagues discovered that this rapid heating process, called flash joule heating, can turn any carbon source—including coal, biochar, and mixed plastic—into graphene

Wait we discovered how to transform mixed plastic into graphene seven years ago wtf?

Looks pretty good at $30 USD, though even that price might be tough for patient buyers against dual towers that go on sale.

Tom’s Hardware has the first review I read and I was quite surprised by the quality of the review, where they (“partly because our main testing 9950X3D system is encountering problems at the moment”) compare it only against a Montech NX400 and an unnamed prototype dual-tower lmao

Imo that’s as much a problem of the sorting algorithm as it is with a single community blasting out too many posts at once without any consideration for how current frontends are unable to usefully integrate that into people’s feeds. A couple of years ago nanoUFO was being a bit (subjectively) overenthusiastic about posting - I counted and [email protected] had 40 posts at once from them and it made the first couple pages of my feed basically unusable for a while.

Scaled is also probably better suited for your subscribed feed rather than /All.

It took a bit to get through the whole thing, but this looks like the most exciting development in the niche field of hardware gaming reviews since 1% lows became a thing (RIP Tech Report)

The community (which isn’t an instance!) has been there for a couple of years already: https://sh.itjust.works/post/27701

If you haven’t come across it before there is the Lemmy Explorer tool (with options for Piefed and Mbin as well): https://lemmyverse.net/communities

I’ve had to diversify a little following the apparent deaths of The Hard Times / Hard Drive :( They haven’t published anything for a month so I emailed them a couple of weeks ago to see what was up and never heard back. Can’t help but make the connection with the former’s coverage of Charlie Kirk.

Our apologies your bagginess

Thank you for leaning into the account name roleplay now and then :P

I keep seeing these types of comments implying, in various different ways, that satire is only satire if it’s fictional. Satire does not have to be fictional.

(Although this post probably isn’t the best place to bring this up, given that this article is largely fiction-based-on-reality rather than straight factual)

The winner’s first Twitter post after receiving the prize was “Mr. President Trump I love you. My people yearn for freedom! Please begin bombing Caracas immediately!”

I can appreciate the irony of this being a comment on satire, but if you’re not more clear about how you phrase or contextualize it, then even the people who look at where this is being posted will actually think the first half of your comment is true.

https://www.latestly.com/socially/world/maria-corina-machado-makes-first-x-post-after-winning-nobel-peace-prize-dedicates-award-to-donald-trump-and-suffering-people-of-venezuela-7153322.html

Maria Corina Machado, who won the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize, made her first post on X after the announcement, dedicating the honour to US President Donald Trump and the people of Venezuela. “This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom,” she wrote. “We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy.” Machado added, “I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!”