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        Ah yes, the leather daddy BDSM iconic gay “look” that these totally hetero men who go on long trips together to scenic areas without women, and with vibrations the whole way to excite the twig and berries, and a nice massage to relax the rear end.

        Bigger stretch than professional wrestling, but not much.

        God fearing, homosexual hating trailer park kids don’t realize that watching two oiled up men in spandex is… well, pretty fucking gay. Not meant to be disparaging, I just mean the only things missing are penetration and a money shot.

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      I don’t know where I heard it but I think the sound of a Harley V-twin engine sounds a lot like a throaty man voice shouting

      BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER LOOK HOW GAY I’M NOT BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER

      On second thought I think I heard it from a canadian redneck madman on youtube. ZipTies&BiasPlies

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    The Danes, thanks to their habit to comb their hair every day, to bathe every Saturday, to change their garments often, and set off their persons by many such frivolous devices. In this manner, they laid siege to the virtue of the married women, and persuaded the daughters even of the nobles to be their concubines.”

    Nike dudes even starting to get the monk haircut.

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    Too much effort to maintain a look. I would rather feel good then look good at this point in my life.

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        No, Ive never met Eileen, let alone cum on her…

        Rolling up your shirt sleeves (as shown in fig 1) is a known panty pickler:

        fig 1 - dude about to get some

        I don’t pretend to know why, but it works.

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          Offset by a nice (from a fashion sense, not cost) watch? My wife would be drooling lol.

          Now if only I had Chris Hemsworth’s Thor physique to go with it.

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    Internalized homophobia is a hell of a thing to overcome. Some guys think those things are gay because that’s what they were told by figures of authority.

    Source: was raised as one of those guys.

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    I mean, it maybe wasn’t gay, but was definitely a reference to something hellish, depraved, opposed to common morality, weak, like that.

    Because back then it clearly meant protest against authority, against hierarchy, against stereotypic masculinity, against war, against evil covered by normalcy.

    In some sense it’s an intentional show of vulnerability, that look.

    And I’d take that over Kipelov in Russia every day, that moron who doesn’t fucking understand what rock music is.

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    I don’t know if I’ve got a big enough sample size, but the only guys I know who wear black nail polish are creepy Marilyn Manson types who mainly get laid with girls they met in their therapist’s waiting room

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    I go with black socks, black sandals, black cargo pants and black turtleneck all year around.

    Well, I’ll change for combat boots when the snow comes.

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    Can you imagine just walking around in modern society looking dolled up like a member of Poison? I’m sure they didn’t even go around like that every day.

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    Could probably get lots of dick too. I yanked it to the Poison album cover for about a year before I learned that they were dudes, and then like maybe three more months

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    Those guys are cool and some of us men can not be like them. However, saying there is nothing sexy about wearing Nike is wrong. Nike does look good in certain situations. At a nice rap concert or at a party where people don’t want to dress too edgy. Don’t knock Nike. It’s still cool even if some of you don’t like it.