BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agoIf you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square271fedilinkarrow-up11.04Karrow-down145
arrow-up1992arrow-down1imageIf you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square271fedilink
minus-squareVerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up31·2 days agoDo you have any idea how much pussy you can get wearing this shit?
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 days agoI’d say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.
minus-squaremarkovs_gun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·2 days agoWhich half of the barista do you get
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·2 days agoI’m fine with that
minus-squaredon@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoWell, that’s not exactly nothing, though it may not be the something you want.
minus-squareChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-22 days agoCan confirm. Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.
minus-squareturtlesareneat@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoIt really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it’s “safe” to flirt with you. I took mine off recently and there’s this air of “Oh you’re single, nevermind.”
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-219 hours agoI need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad’s lol). Me: *Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she’s flirting with a married man.* Her: “But aren’t you married?” Me: “No why?” Her: *Points to ring* Me: “Oh this? I just think it’s neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit.”
minus-squareChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoOk so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoYou should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 days agoEyes on your own work there super chief.
minus-squareVerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-22 days agoMy life is a series of unintentional Letterkenny references I should probably watch it at this point
minus-squareOldChicoAle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 days agoEvery single McMurray is a hawtie. That one scene with him in his speedo got me swooning.
Do you have any idea how much pussy you can get wearing this shit?
I’d say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.
Which half of the barista do you get
Just the ass
I’m fine with that
Killin it
Well, that’s not exactly nothing, though it may not be the something you want.
Can confirm.
Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.
It really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it’s “safe” to flirt with you.
I took mine off recently and there’s this air of “Oh you’re single, nevermind.”
I need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad’s lol).
Me: *Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she’s flirting with a married man.*
Her: “But aren’t you married?”
Me: “No why?”
Her: *Points to ring*
Me: “Oh this? I just think it’s neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit.”
Ok so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
You should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.
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Eyes on your own work there super chief.
McMurray’s a piece of shit
My life is a series of unintentional Letterkenny references
I should probably watch it at this point
Pitter patter!
Every single McMurray is a hawtie. That one scene with him in his speedo got me swooning.
Where’s my pants preacher?