Good stuff, Maynard.

Just ask all your friends if they know a guy, or take a trip to Denver. You only need like 1 or 2 trips for lasting effects, the rest would be just for fun.

American 9/12, not everywhere else 9/12.

I used to run a bidet system, but then I found out about xylospongium:

It’s got slightly different architecture than bidet, and you have to manually compile some of the features that bidetinstall handles automatically, but you gain so much more control over your system. Never going back.

He killed himself after using Windows 8 😢

Given the information here, I believe that:

1 Giant Roll = 2.25+ Rolls = 2250+ Sheets

1 Double Roll = 2 Rolls = 2000 Sheets

1 Super Mega Roll = 6 Rolls = 6000 Sheets

1000 Sheets = 1 Roll = 0.5 Double Roll = 0.444 Giant Roll = 0.166 Super Mega Roll

1 Super Mega Roll = 2.666 Giant Roll = 3 Double Roll = 6 Roll = 6000 Sheets

I suppose I am. 2Simpsons4Me.

Yep. It means you’ve probably been around the longest.

Make him proud!

Don’t forget that Stormtroopers are not precise at all in their shot grouping.

Maybe initially, until your brain clicks with how it fits into speech and writing. It’s pretty natural to read their stuff at this point, for me at least.

Unless you have dyslexia, of course. I’m sure dyslexic people want to avoid adding þ to the whole d/b/p/q situation. I kinda like her tho.

Are they whining about that? I never took Sxan as the type of person to complain.

If there was, they’d already have us on it from childhood.

I recommend psilocybin mushrooms.

Whine

Agreed. Big fan of þ and ð, but a third way to write a letter, that simultaneously looks like 3 other letters? Good move obsoleting that one.

Is it really that hard to read? The amount of vitriol I’ve seen over him using an historic letter with a clearly-defined pronunciation is tremendous, e.g. ITT.

Holy shit George Washington would hate this policy. He was done being commander in chief! That’s why he stepped down after 2 terms! I get it’s symbolic, but his whole thing regarding the office was “don’t deify me.”

Oh man, that facial expression says it all. Mike Johnson is about to have another rough week.