Does it sob while you’re using it?
If he gives a hand I’ll buy that.
Lost opportuntiy to not have you pee inside the robots big gaping mouth with a screen on top
Suddenly passing butter doesn’t seem like such a terrible destiny
To laugh and talk shit about people pee pee.
“Please assume the position.”
What are the arms for?
I thought that said Ubisoft. Now I’m disappointed that it doesn’t say Ubisoft.☹️ Ubisoft urinal would go hard.
Ubisoft is already paying devs to make piss, we dont need to give it to them for free.
I’d love pissing on ubisoft
It would identify you as a customer and pee all over you.
Why the fuck does it need arms? To help you with other samples?
Also that is 100% gonna spring a leak at some point and spill piss all over the ground as it traverses the hospital hallways.
Why does it need a head for that matter? They could just build it to look like a urinal with a screen. This just makes me feel like I’m in a Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
This is not a sequence of words that I wanted to read this morning
That is to help with the seamen sample collection, obviously.
SailorsOnly
Just like ordinary urinals.
It flushes the urine
How do they prevent cross-contamination ?
I mean, did they need to make it person shaped…?
I know, at least let me pee in its mouth…
Or give it tits, which somehow would make it less weird? I think?
Wait, you don’t piss on your medical professional when taking samples?
Why does it have arms, Taiwan? Why does the piss-bot have arms!?
it moonlights at the fertility clinic.
To hold my beer.
to help one aim properly.
Why is it humanoid at all, and why are there several dark spots that could be for cameras that have a clear view of where you’ll be hanging loose?
This thing is so many layers of unnecessary on top of analyzing pee…
Humanoid robots deserve trash can
Why the hell does this need to have an anthropomorphic body?
They’re going to wonder why the face gets sprayed so often…
Has anyone confirmed it’s not a person in a costume? 👀
The hands are so it can do sperm samples
See, that design isnt very human. I do like the grips though, that feels important.
And prostate exams.
Often at the same time!
… where can one buy such an … assistant?
It really, really didn’t need to look like a person. Not even a little bit.
What animal did you want?
Nobody said it has to be an animal. It could also be a plant. Or an upscaled model of a prokaryote.
As long as it has a gaping hole and a look of vague recognitioning of something’s a little off asking “but… Why?”
Is “none” an animal?
Sea urchin
How civilized
Taiwan makes everything anthropomorphic! They’ve got an anthropomorphic version of the mass damper on top of the Taipei 101:
They probably could’ve just made a mascot version of this robot but… eh.
Well it’s a robot. Duh. This is what robots look like.
I really hope it has nice and distinguished buttocks, like really caked up, a real piss storage unit back there with an extra wheel just to support each cheek.
I wonder if the helmet visor is functional.
I have been told its FULLY functional.
Settle down Dr Soong, let’s get those ethical subroutines ironed out first.
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Why does urinebot need arms and hands?
To rub its nipples while you pee on it, duh.
Fuck you.
I just snorted in a meeting! How am I supposed to appear to be professional if you drop grenades in the comments like that?!?
(Good job)
What I actually read was:
Please put an NSFW tag on this comment. I was in a meeting and when I saw this I had to start furiously rubbing my nipples like I was being peed on. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the HR, it happened again”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole meeting full of men rubbing their nipples together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged your comment NSFW.
What about my nipples?
Do you not have arms and hands?
It helpfully holds your dick for you whilst urinating.
Won’t let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.
Error 241: insufficient urine collected … initiating remediation sequence … grab squeeze
- Harder!
- What?? I meanCommand not recognised, please seek help
- What?
“The design is very human.”
Also, hold up, it holds my dick while it urinates?
When it detects a problem customer it recycles the stored urine
For a friendly shake.
Can’t wait for dungeater-bot
To give back the croutons obviously.
WHY IS IT HUMAN-SHAPED
