I want all of this and more.

Nah she farts way worse than I ever do

Nope, never did DMT.

It’s just the rest of the pagans were too square to smoke a J

Only problem is I won’t have another cord to move tomorrow.

I wish I was artificial

Yes that show the poop deodorant pill works. You have to rub it in

This happened to me.

We were sharing a joint after a pagan ritual and he whipped out a real pipe.

He looked at me and started to ask “do you want? Nah, not you”

And I appreciated it because I’m not sure I could handle something harder than nicotine or caffeine.

I started this yesterday and this morning my back was tight.

I made a ham and egg breakfast burrito, took 800mg of ibuprofen and 35mg prednisone and got in a rhythm with t.

I only really feel bad if I stop moving too much.

Everyone is awful in their own unique way, and it hurts me.

I saw it at about the same age and just wanted to kill bugs.

Worse: Everyone’s human.

Even me.

My boss wants me to use it but half the time it doesn’t even make sense.

I’m really excited because now I have an intern I don’t have to interview or pay to blame shit on.

I’ve been “elected” to be in charge of various things and it’s literally my hell. When I’ve been stuck with it for more than a few hours I just let other people run it and sign off on shit.

Starship Troopers is a lovely movie about humans triumphing over evil bugs

Also that

Yeah, my heirloom pigs had thick lard layers. Kept me in deep frying grease for a year.

All people bother me equally.

If they didn’t want to be held responsible they shouldn’t have parked in a tram line 🤷‍♂️

This is about 4.5’ tall, 3’ wide, and 8’ long with a slope out to 10’, minus five or six logs I split down for kindling.

Maybe a bit less than a cord but I neglected a banana for scale.