Over the River and Through the Woods was originally a Thanksgiving song.

About a century later, White Christmas was about a Vermont ski resort that didn’t have snow until December.

Upside: Service workers can now work from home

Who cares what they campaign on? We know they’re gonna fold at the slightest resistance

I can totally see JD trying to Weekend-at-Bernie’s Trump

Oops All Rooks!

I have enough Sisyphean tasks in my life to start trying to make this species slightly less terrible.

Besides it’s too late anyway.

Apathetic bloody planet. I’ve no sympathy at all.

I’ve been disappointed by humans too many times to believe a better world is possible anymore.

Rudolph was invented by Montgomery Ward to save money on book giveaways

Doesn’t seem worth it

What a stupid world.

food is literally free until someone builds a fence around it and guards it with weapons

This is the violence inherent in the system.

My serfs are quiet quitting

Then you forget about doing the laundry

When he dies gaming lives on within us.

Watch yer tuffet

Mr. Rogers would be on Ms. Rachel’s side

Dodge v. Ford says so

Get used to it. I’m in my mid 40s and the Democrats have been this my entire fucking life.

“Anyone who is capable getting themselves made president should on account be allowed to do the job”

Cyber Monday is funny because it started with people buying things at work so it wouldn’t show up in their shared computers’ browser history, and now it’s like a whole made-up thing