What we used to use for scale before bananas were en vogue.

Is this an example of shrinkflation?

If republicans could feel shame they’d be very upset right now

On a very special episode of SpongeBob: a new mayor comes to town and insists that sponges can’t be squares. Bikini Bottom rallies around SpongeBob and throws the mayor into Goo Lagoon

Bear in mind that a “young democrat” is anyone under 65

The fun part is we don’t know if it was arson or a technical fault

I hate John Fetterman so goddamn much

So my plan of “if only people would go away” is a no-go?

Anecdotally: I gained 50 pounds when my fiancé moved in, because like another comment said I stopped skipping meals like I did when I lived alone.

At one point with my kids I’d just skip my normal dinner and eat the Mac and cheese and chicken nuggets they didn’t.

Nobody voted for Harris in the 2024 Democratic primary and she was still the nominee, picked by the head nerds at the DNC

Why would we want to do that? I hate the global economy.

Primaries are only competitive if we actually have them

Clearly he’s a Russian plant. Everyone knows we should only blame voters and never the politicians who lost.

The Soviet war in Afghanistan didn’t help them much either. Though Reagan did have some influence there by selling weapons to the Mujahadeen, a move which had no repercussions /s

I can’t think of any Democrat who I’d want to be president. Which sucks because that’s who I have to vote for.

“Happy is the one who seizes your infants and smashes them against the rocks” - Psalm 137:9

I’ve been debating getting a new car after paying a ton to fix up my old one but now I think I’ll keep her forever.

Anybody got a lead on a rebuilt turbo for a 2.0L TSI?

The music festival starts when there’s enough people awake to run the sound gear.

It goes until they fall asleep.

It repeats until no one is available to work.

The human concept of time is forgotten.

I’d probably go insane from living around that many humans. Normal cities are awful for me, I can’t imagine being in one I can never leave.

Yeah because democrats don’t oppose genocide.