Corporations are also centrally planned economies where you’re expected to sacrifice yourself for the good of the whole.

Sometimes when I have a particularly heinous dookie I’ll get in the shower afterwards, and I make sure I’m clean by actually wiping my hand across it to see if there’s still poo.

My back and head usually don’t have poo on them. If I had something grimy like that on my head or back I’d want to have a wipe or a mirror to make sure there’s none left.

And prostate exams.

Often at the same time!

I didn’t vote for you

I don’t have a problem with lint unless I have to shit while my ass is wet.

Anyone who sticks their hands in my food uninvited is not someone I would like a relationship with.

Respect boundaries.

Yeah but he’s a registered Democrat and should back the nominee.

Unless you’d be okay with Bernie running as an independent in 2016.

Two things I don’t get about bidets: How do you know you’re clean, and how do you dry off without leaving toilet paper lint everywhere?

Someone needs to tell that to Cuomo.

“You get used to it”

Same here. The hardware is still great but there’s not as much soul in the designs.

It’s about a six hour drive to get to the ocean from here, and we only have rivers full of agricultural runoff or ice-cold mountains streams to swim in.

On older Macs the light would pulse when sleeping in the same pattern as a human breathing while asleep.

Cuomo is the one violating the VBNMW

He should hold his nose and vote for the nominee.

It’s not uncommon in the Northeast. It lets you get more use of the pool earlier and later in the season. You can start swimming in mid May and go right through to the end of September.

One thing I think helped me to get to my ideal weight was living alone. Then I only ate when I was hungry, not when anyone else was eating because I wanted to spend time with them.

Remember kids: Vote blue no matter who only applies to progressives.

Want to run a campaign against the duly nominated candidate?

Only if you’re a neoliberal sex pest. Otherwise you want republicans to win.

My parents have solar panels, A/C, and a heat pump pool heater and their electric bill is practically nothing in the summer.

Is it guilty because they’re not called chips?