Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaæaaa!

I hope people realize how amazing this response is.

You say “understand”, but then rattle off a bunch of facts.

Like knowing hobbies, favorite foods, political opinions, favorite tv/movie/youtube channels/music/genre of entertainment, etc…

No offense, but that’s not the same as knowing a person and those aren’t the most important things. I don’t know the exact right answer to these for most of the people in my life. Hell, I don’t know my favorite for every one!

But that’s because they’re less important. Not completely, but they’re just statistics, flavoring on who a person is. I know my sister is endlessly creative and compassionate. I know my mother is fierce and determined, and never gives up on anyone. My father is loyal, dependable, and hard-working. My brother is charismatic and hilarious. My niece is intelligent, tender-hearted, and kind. My nephew is adventurous, inquisitive, and empathetic.

That’s who they are, and I know this by spending time with them, through the good and bad times. Assuming they’re worthy of it, have you shown your family who you are, your true self? And if they’re not worth that, remember that it’s only temporary; eventually you can move out, choose your own family and they can know and understand the true you!

No. One. Wants. That.

We have nowhere better to go. But that’s only for now, you short-sighted dumbass…

They don’t want to “govern”. Or lead, or improve, or legislate. They want to control everything, hurt minorities, and give even more money to their rich friends. And they’re willing to burn everything to do it…

Enshittification, but on a massive scale.

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Thank you, I haven’t shaved.

Dish soap. Use a scrubber brush and let it dry.

And control! Don’t forget about the control…

I have never tried bleaching my b.

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I genuinely can’t imagine how this pedophile billionaire could sound more out-of-touch and apathetic. Anyone who still approves of him is a fucking idiot.

Where’s the fountain!?

This is why I could never, ever become a billionaire. I just couldn’t go through with it, harming or exploiting other actual, real people just to become (excessively) rich…

Jeez, way to make us feel inferior! Like any of us can compare to Corn Man…

Counterpoint: Every single thing he says and does damages Trump’s image.

His wife died in 2009. Not to be a downer, but I think the article headline implies otherwise…

Apparently, you don’t own a cat.

FYI, when using Markdown formatting here and on Reddit, you have to use two tildes:

~~the prequels~~ becomes the prequels.