Suddenly I wonder if he was elected specifically as a counter to the Orange Idiot.

Also, use a sharpie to black out the barcode and city, state, zip or you might end up with it back in your mailbox.

I’d love to see a pope in my lifetime be the first and not the Roman Numeralth.

Religion is a scam; misguided at best and a predatory at worst.

You could always go with the classic “Yankee.”

I was really rooting for Pizzaballa lol

How scandalous. I’m sure that the corporations are fighting at tooth and claw, of course.

It doesn’t matter. You’re there to learn, it’s not a social club. If it takes you a little longer to learn it, then so be it.

I’d love to see someone bounce of watermelon off the ground lol

How fucking magnanimous of him.

Considering how much trouble I have paying my fucking bills in this country I’d sure love to have a piece of that money. Fucking rich people.

Did she boil the fucking bacon? Is that how it came out that way? I don’t know it’s weird. I mean hard-boiled eggs just do that sometimes but what the fuck. It’s not hard to throw it in a frying pan. My fiance bakes it which is… Fine…

I’m pretty sure 800 lbs of angry silverback would beat whatever krav maga bullshit, but whatever tough guy. Let me just grab a snack before you convince that normally peaceful ape to tear your fucking arm off.

There’s a 1 in 50 chance that any copy text command cuts the text instead, and vice-versa.

It rhymes with “pissant.”

You can’t sell a tree for $50,000.

I sure don’t. Besides, I’m WAY more likely to die of heart disease. If I get Alzheimer’s, well, I’m an American and guns are cheap.

It looks like the victim was killed with a lethal strike with an arrow to the knee, which was removed to hide evidence. Judging by the fact that the victim was killed rather than enlisted into the city guard, we can easily determine that they were not an adventurer. Clearly this was no ordinary killing - this was deliberate, cold-blooded murder.

Greenland should, now hear me out, lean in and offer their new potential American overlords their most famous traditional delicacy for the delight and happiness of the ruling party: Hákarl

Don’t do it Canada! Save yourselves before its too late!