Sooooo he’s getting kickbacks from car manufacturers. How shocking.

Guys do yourselves a favor and flee before it’s too late. Is citizens may be trapped here with the Orange Maniac but you can still escape.

One is a replacement head. It’s literally right there on the label.

Is it more expensive or less when the neighborhood has a giant sticky note looming over it?

Yes thank you for reminding everybody who knows the truth that you’re an actual jackass. Everyone else is deluding themselves, it’s driving us crazy.

I think he means how more and more YouTubers have face can on while they play. It seems to have picked up steam over the last few years. I find it annoying as hell. Sometimes it’s a cut-down Livestream, which I don’t know why anyone does face cam there either, though I hate watching unedited content, it’s boring AF.

I dug into it a little bit, it’s a plea deal so there won’t be any appeals delaying things. I don’t know if good behavior early release is a thing for federal prison, if it is he’ll probably get out early. Still, at least somebody’s going to jail for once.

No it’s fine, America is the fascists this time. Please help us Germany, it’s all gone tits-up.

So you going to shut down Facebook right Mark? Right Mark?

Hey stupid you’re doing it wrong. Going even more to the right isn’t going to change jack shit. Listen to the people who are already willing to vote for Democrat if only the Democrat wasn’t an idiot.

Wait. Why the hell wouldn’t you paint it? Does it at least have a clear coat?

RIP irony. Again.

This is why I always let the first second or so spray into the splash tray.

Roadkill Fucking Kennedy is gonna stop testing and claim it’s a victory because new cases went down. He eliminated the department that tracks cases of diseases. Them he’ll ship the autistic undesirables to the same wellness farms concentration camps he’s planning to send anyone using SSRIs to. See ya in the camps I guess.

Even if you have to sink it yourself, eh Elon?

You know drilling holes in the boat and then saying you’ll go down with the ship isn’t gonna stop the passengers from stealing your life jacket, right?

A former Activision CEO. Can you announce “hostility to our users” any louder, Discord?

They reinvented and rebranded community gardens. You know what, fine, I won’t complain. If calling it something stupid is the price of doing something smart, I’ll be… Well not happy, but at least not pissed or disgusted. Whatever the middle is.

It’s “Delete system 32” and “magnetize to wipe your hard drive” all over again.

It’s cyclical. The current generation of executive assholes failed to learn the lesson of their predecessors.