The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Just Post@lemmy.world · 3 days ago"What is my purpose?"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square131fedilinkarrow-up1389arrow-down18
arrow-up1381arrow-down1image"What is my purpose?"lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Just Post@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square131fedilink
minus-squarePennomi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·3 days agoIt helpfully holds your dick for you whilst urinating.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·3 days agoWon’t let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.
minus-squarelemmylommy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 days agoError 241: insufficient urine collected … initiating remediation sequence … grab squeeze
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-23 days ago- Harder! - What?? I mean Command not recognised, please seek help - What?
minus-squareProfessorProteus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days ago“The design is very human.” Also, hold up, it holds my dick while it urinates?
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoWhen it detects a problem customer it recycles the stored urine
It helpfully holds your dick for you whilst urinating.
Won’t let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.
Error 241: insufficient urine collected … initiating remediation sequence … grab squeeze
- Harder!
- What?? I mean
Command not recognised, please seek help- What?
“The design is very human.”
Also, hold up, it holds my dick while it urinates?
When it detects a problem customer it recycles the stored urine