Yes it’s creepy to make porn of real people you know. Yikes.

But all that aside, how fucking dumb do you have to be to entrust all your dark fetishes to some random AI tech company?

Nah, these guys are all the deprecated hydraulics-driven versions. The new ones are electric and not as strong.

This is a pretty good edit, I almost didn’t realize it

Likewise, Congress has the power to release them without Trump by reading them into the record.

The fix is nationwide proportional representation. Anything else is a sham.

Fair enough! I’m always happy to be corrected.

Depending on how often you buy iPhones, sure. But I think we all know it’s rent, health insurance, and rising food costs that kills most Americans.

Mexico doesn’t have nukes, but yes.

It’s only dystopian if they charge extra for window seats. They do not, as far as I’m aware. Occasionally aisle seats will be extra though, since those have a tiny bit of extra room.

They don’t. Aisle seats sometimes cost extra due to the slight bit of extra room to wiggle around in, but window seats never do (as far as I’m aware) - because it’s not actually an advantage to sit by a window. This is a nothingburger of an article.

For what it’s worth, my small business paid upwards of $6k, and we ate the cost instead of passing it on to the customer (who had already preordered the product). It would be a huge win for people like me.

Sometimes words mean what everyone knows they mean rather than the strict definition. Context clues made this totally obvious. No need for pedantry when the original post was clearly communicated to everyone except you apparently.

I don’t usually fanboy for brands, but I’m a simp for Simpl!

Obviously they are talking about connectivity to the internet and other smart features.

This would be better than what the real movie will be

I know there are search engines that are better than Google, but it’s becoming mathematically impossible to make a truly good search engine these days. Basically everyone is creating infinite AI generated content… and all that content is optimized for computers to read, not humans.

We need a fundamental shift in how we find information, and I’m not sure what that solution will be.

Of all the horrible things capitalism does, this is the least concerning. Of course they’re going to categorize the one seat in the plane that doesn’t have a window but is on the window side of the plane as “window”. It’s more confusing to invent an extra class of seat for “window side but you’re all the way in the back behind all the windows”.

I’m sure if you buy through YouTube they take a cut. Best to go to the Glitch merch website directly.

Depending on what you mean by “directly”, Dana’s new show is Knights of Guinevere. Give it a watch on YouTube and maybe buy some merch?

I am 100% for normalizing prosecution of former presidents. I’m not sure Trump thought this one through.