Kick his ass in Fortnite, obviously.
Kick his ass in Fortnite, obviously.


If they leave immediately in shame like they just did, then yeah, leave them alone. FFS you guys have no concept of diplomacy.


Generally unwise to escalate on stupidity. Don’t give the US any more reasons to double down on war.


This is opposite of closure, it’s like openure.


Yes it’s creepy to make porn of real people you know. Yikes.
But all that aside, how fucking dumb do you have to be to entrust all your dark fetishes to some random AI tech company?
Nah, these guys are all the deprecated hydraulics-driven versions. The new ones are electric and not as strong.


This is a pretty good edit, I almost didn’t realize it


Likewise, Congress has the power to release them without Trump by reading them into the record.


The fix is nationwide proportional representation. Anything else is a sham.


Fair enough! I’m always happy to be corrected.

Depending on how often you buy iPhones, sure. But I think we all know it’s rent, health insurance, and rising food costs that kills most Americans.


Mexico doesn’t have nukes, but yes.


It’s only dystopian if they charge extra for window seats. They do not, as far as I’m aware. Occasionally aisle seats will be extra though, since those have a tiny bit of extra room.


They don’t. Aisle seats sometimes cost extra due to the slight bit of extra room to wiggle around in, but window seats never do (as far as I’m aware) - because it’s not actually an advantage to sit by a window. This is a nothingburger of an article.


For what it’s worth, my small business paid upwards of $6k, and we ate the cost instead of passing it on to the customer (who had already preordered the product). It would be a huge win for people like me.
Sometimes words mean what everyone knows they mean rather than the strict definition. Context clues made this totally obvious. No need for pedantry when the original post was clearly communicated to everyone except you apparently.
I don’t usually fanboy for brands, but I’m a simp for Simpl!
Obviously they are talking about connectivity to the internet and other smart features.


This would be better than what the real movie will be
Maybe the headline shouldn’t say “reject” then.