Not exactly what I’d call food porn.

The thing is, for most people that’s an improvement.

I looked for this album on cassette tape in all the record shops in our town because I didn’t have a record player. I finally found it in the supermarket and I was so happy. I think I still have the cassette somewhere in the basement.

All very reasonable points.

More likely, they’re going to start it because they’ve built all this inventory nobody wants to buy. Gotta use it for something.

Damit hätte ja nun wirklich niemand rechnen können.

Wartet nur ab, bis der Golfstrom nicht mehr fließt. Dann wird’s hier richtig lustig.

The robot apocalypse will be teleoperated from a scam compound in Myanmar.

When life gives you lemons, be thankful for receiving enough vitamin C in your nutrition to avoid scurvy.

Every accusation is a confession, as always.

So, murdering people based on vibes. Yeah, figures.

It’s almost as if the “war on drugs” was a complete and utter sham.

Just go to your local forest and wait until sunrise.

Da gibt es keine Kontroverse. Es heißt Berliner und fertig!

I want some of the coffee the big boi had.

Stimmt. Aber in der Industrie werden keine Lobeshymnen gesungen und kein Wagniskapital eingesammelt. Wenn da etwas funktioniert, wird es gemacht.

The less attention we give to those people, the sooner they’ll go away.

“Conservative” politics in a nutshell.

Or he’s some deputy assistant vice president or something.

Among fascists, telling obvious lies and getting away with it is seen as a power move. That’s why they always start screeching about “discriminashun” when called out.