I technically have a dragonfruit I’m growing. Right now it’s still pretty small, about 50cm across.

But I have no fucking idea what I am going to do with it long term. It regularly snows where I live, and I don’t have space for a full tree inside my apartment building.

I’ve completely forgotten I’ve had this extension at this point.

I choose neither, and instead day dream about fully automated luxury gay space communism, knowing I’m gonna die before such a thing could ever come to fruition.

I fucking love mint tin things. 10/10

I am deeply jealous

There was this one time during a sprint retrospective that our PM said we were gonna do an ice breaker. This was a year and a half into my employment, and nobody else on the team had been there for less than 2 years.

I fucked off for a good 20 minutes on my phone while they were talking about each other’s spirit animals.

💦

I work on proprietary code for a living. I can confirm it is embarrassing.

Spussy

Am I out of the loop on something? I have seen a disproportionate amount of robocop memes today lol

Yeah, I’m still a bit irked about that. But the new system is good at least.

Hell yeah

Whenever I set something up I usually make a markdown file listing the commands and steps to take. I do this as I am setting things up and familiarizing myself, so once I’m done, I have a start to finish guide.

Raw text/markdown files will be readable until the end of time.

Actually it could be a big crunch given recent science.

Factorio players had this solved forever ago

Idk he has kinda proven himself to be an incompetent nazi on many different occasions

I read money as monkey and wondered why monkeys were being turned to AI.

Shakespeare isn’t gonna write itself I guess.

Nope. It was buried 300 lines into a 600 line C function.

The cherry on top was that testing at this place was all manually done on the hardware. And the “unit testing” comprised of making one off tests to prove line coverage, then throwing out the unit tests because the IDE we were using would have an aneurysm if it tried to open up existing unit tests.

I was the poor fuck tasked with writing throw away “unit testing” code for that bastard of a function. All of it was probably written before I was born.

1. Take from index 10 of the buffer, AND it with some hard-coded hex value.

2. Bit shift it by a hard-coded amount of 2

3. Do the first two steps, but with a different hard-coded index, hex value, and bit shift.

4. OR the two results.

5. Shove the result back into a buffer.

All of this is one line with no commenting or references to what the fuck this process comes from or why it is applicable. Then there was a second copy of the line, but with different hard-coded values.

It looks like it’s going to be a decent movie. But yeah, that’s a botched trailer.