“Fair and speedy trial” my ass

Can I please touch your tits?

Don’t hold out on us. Drop a link. (If they are consensually posting content)

Top tier memes as always fossilesque. Thank you for making the fediverse a better place.

I have a monitor that recently died. I ought to give it a go to see if I can fix it.

Objectively a good reason to store ISOs

Hell yeah

I really fucking wish news orgs would stop fucking with the wording of articles like this.

Don’t get my hopes up.

My local one has “kill bezos” written on the side of it.

This is why I added the qualifier easily to that sentence.

Pre warp civilizations aren’t always going to be able to do those things.

They use holograms for ground outposts, and you can’t really see a ship in orbit easily.

The use case with the prime directive is rather limited.

20

I technically have a dragonfruit I’m growing. Right now it’s still pretty small, about 50cm across.

But I have no fucking idea what I am going to do with it long term. It regularly snows where I live, and I don’t have space for a full tree inside my apartment building.

I’ve completely forgotten I’ve had this extension at this point.

I choose neither, and instead day dream about fully automated luxury gay space communism, knowing I’m gonna die before such a thing could ever come to fruition.

I fucking love mint tin things. 10/10

I am deeply jealous

There was this one time during a sprint retrospective that our PM said we were gonna do an ice breaker. This was a year and a half into my employment, and nobody else on the team had been there for less than 2 years.

I fucked off for a good 20 minutes on my phone while they were talking about each other’s spirit animals.

💦

I work on proprietary code for a living. I can confirm it is embarrassing.