“While Kentucky doesn’t have an ocean, it does have aquariums. In 2006, at least 12 people at Kentucky’s Newport Aquarium were bitten by sharks while at an exhibit that allows visitors to touch the animals”
Keep in mind that this aquarium is just across the river from the zoo where parents let their kids fall into the gorilla exhibits.
HARAMBE!!!
Is this an example of American exceptionalism?
Yes
And yet it’s an awesome aquarium and I highly recommend it. Including the ‘touch a shark’ part.
It was surprising how sandpaper-ish they feel.
Yes! Me too! I was totally expecting them to be slick.
This is shockingly relevant
sharkingly*
Definitely.
I also want to get the last 3 frames printed on a t-shirt. I have a young daughter, and it amuses me even more since that happened.
I can suspend my disbelief to a point but I have just one question.
Where did the helium come from?
Electrolysis and then nuclear fusion.
SCIENCE!
They swim up the Mississipi
People don’t realize that Mississippi is an acronym and all of the s’s are for ‘shark.’
Most
Inland
Sharks go
Sharking
Incessantly.
Sharks
Shark
In
Parts of
Places
InconceivableReally rolls off the tongue!
bull sharks are the only ones that go that far north right? they can maintain the salinity around them or some cool shit like that
pretty sure they’re just the only shark that handles freshwater
I mean if you throw enough sharks in eventually one has gotta be like “aight imma breath salt”
That doesn’t explain New Mexico though.
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The Rio Grande connects New Mexico to the Gulf of Mexico. Sharks can swim against the current.
How do people not know this?
Yeah, this post shows how little Lemmiers understand about basic geography 🙄🙄
NEW MEXICO?!?!?
It’s hilariously stupid. In 2005 one dude was cleaning an aquarium’s shark tank and cut his arm on a passing shark.
https://sourcenm.com/2021/10/15/new-mexicos-shark-attack/
Still counts.
How does one cut one’s arm on a passing shark? Sharks are smooth as can be.
Edit: Never mind just read the article and he cut his arm on a tooth while the shark swam past open-mouthed.
I know you already found the answer, but I want to add that shark skin is only smooth in one direction, if at all. The scales are made of V-shaped grooves, like their teeth. Their skin can definitely break yours if rubbed in the wrong direction at a fast enough speed.
I can personally vouch for this. I used to volunteer at aquariums. The sharks and manta rays were my favorite exhibits to work in. Penguins were dope too, but they smell.
Sorry but you’re wrong, sharks are well known for having the smoothest skin
I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah (had a shark attack)
oh no i just released Kentucky too THE SHARKNADOES ARE COMING
Non-midwesterners: surprised
Midwesterners who’ve had a fear of bull sharks since their friend told them about them when they were 5: see I knew it could happen
My childhood nightmares of encountering a shark in a hotel pool can actually happen
Could it be loan sharks?
Bull sharks yo
The chances of a shark attacking you on dry land are low but never zero!
That’s just basic quantum physics.
Ah, the elusive lank-shark!
NM, IL, KY, PA?
I remember reading the NM one happened in a aquarium, but it is still counted. Bull sharks do travel up the Mississippi River and tributaries and have been reported in IL.
Just realized New York has a lot of shark attacks unless you’re taking about loan sharks where the fuck do you get attacked by a shark in the toxic wasteland that is the entire state every water source is a pond full of garbage and other stuff you really don’t want to touch
At the New York Aquarium
Okay, but New Mexico??? We barely have lakes here!
You rock! I’m spreading that information like gospel to everyone I talk to this week!
ah the good ol “bull shark in Alton, IL” tale, keeps me out of rivers to this day
Sharknado motherfucker
