

“hah, gay!”
their eyes roll so hard they pop out


“hah, gay!”
their eyes roll so hard they pop out
REAL men never get hard, they remain flaccid as a dead geoduck at all times.


if it can’t fit cars and pedestrians why are cars allowed?


it’s “not common enough to build a railroad for” because everyone is driving…


“Anableps anableps” is an amazing species name
i just want to point out that permanent imprisonment also doesn’t have to be particularly bad for the imprisoned person, we could totally just “imprison” people in a quite nice 4-room apartment and let them live as normal lives as possible while keeping them separated from others.
Let them get groceries delivered, have normal (if monitored) subscriptions and internet access, and go on walks with an actually friendly warden who just keeps an eye on them while actively trying to make the person feel normal.
even nordic prisons which are famous for being not inhumane are still quite terrible places to be, largely because we can’t be arsed to spend more money than what we consider bare minimum to not qualify as torture.
i would absolutely be corrupted by wealth, it’s just that it’d corrupt me into a mad train model enthusiast who buys a huge piece of land to construct a “model” resort with smol steam train-styled trams, which are fully functional and the whole thing just actually being a quite nice place to live full-time, simply because i desperately want to see it exist.
The mad part is that the old-timey cozy vibe is enforced by contract, everything is themed and you must dress accordingly and avoid obvious use of modern stuff while in public. Cars are verboten, as are e-bikes and scooters.
you need Brie to fascinate men
we are all the same person, like the theory that there’s only one electron bouncing back and forth in time.
i’m pretty sure most people don’t have a youtube account lmao, probably have the app though.
uranium itself isn’t, anything will glow that colour if it undergoes nuclear fission underwater.
lamarr, get out of there!
unfortunately eloff muscovich ruined that one
obviusly
i sorta like it for the same reason i like long fingernails, the obvious inconvenience is just kinda hot 😳
it does rather rely on your feet not looking gnarly and misshapen, though… And i think you really need to round off the nails a bit, having them square just looks unmaintained.
the whole point of the rainbow flag is to not put a representation of literally everything you can think of, and instead using the rainbow (which IRL contains all the colours we can see) as an umbrella.
So yeah no let’s ignore that and just slap on one symbol for every specific identity we can think of, oh hey if you squint your eyes the flag is just white now!
😭
i maintain that basic bikes should be literally free, like bikeshare systems except you just place bikes all over the place and people just grab the closest one when needed.
wait, are you imagining that there’d be privately operated public transport companies? that’s… only a significant thing in japan, as far as i’m aware.
i have never seen these for use by customers, but they’re very popular at the traditional street food (“grill”) places here in sweden still. Very convenient for the staff to just spritz some ketchup onto your fries before handing them to you.