i think the problem isn’t the definition, it’s the name. I’d prefer focusing on the convenience of the food, rather than the processing, as that’s one of the major defining features and what makes it bad.
Call it Ultra-convenient food.
how exactly did you struggle with getting calories from vegetables? did you literally just eat lettuce?
Even just carrots have a perfectly reasonable amount of calories, and vegetables are notoriously easy to digest, so the idea of not being able to physically fit more seems wholly made up.
can we please stop acting as if pizza is some horror food? yeah maybe pizza hut is closer to savoury cake, but most pizzas are perfectly fine, and the stereotypical italian pizza is outright healthy.
Of all the things you can eat, pizza is far from the worst, because it’s not absolutely filled with sugar.
no (appreciable amount of) fibre i’ll give you, but there’s absolutely nutrients in mcdonalds lol
let’s not make shit up to hate on fast food, we don’t need to.
because we don’t get enough social interaction and we’re desperate to at least have some people read a thing we said online, and ideally actually reply to it
being standard isn’t an excuse, it makes it even more egregious.
i wish agents would at least try to not be insufferable about it, tell me “yeah i know, that’s the way it is” or something so i don’t feel like i’m trying to communicate with some sort of advanced fungus colony…
there are 2 solid low-cost mobile carriers here in sweden, and i literally do this with them. Just hop back and forth every 4 months and you get some sort of deal every single time.
It’s profoundly stupid and makes me hate modern society just that little bit more.
i have a much more expedient method called “stick a very long hygrometer into the dirt every hundred meters in a grid, and move towards increasing moisture”
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translated: you get to fleece the next person who wants to own a house in an utterly fucked housing market
because they’re parasites
i have never seen these for use by customers, but they’re very popular at the traditional street food (“grill”) places here in sweden still. Very convenient for the staff to just spritz some ketchup onto your fries before handing them to you.
“hah, gay!”
their eyes roll so hard they pop out
REAL men never get hard, they remain flaccid as a dead geoduck at all times.
why would you ever eat 2000 calories in one go? Even if you’re an extreme athlete that seems excessive.