also like, conservatives love to say “pull yourself up by your bootstraps”, and what can be more in line with that than giving people money to bootstrap themselves with?

it’s almost like that phrase actually just means “poor people should die so i don’t have to look at them”

surely there’s a business for imitations that are fully accurate aside from the actual firing mechanisms (and thus significantly cheaper)?

it’s literally the kind of thing Hank Hill would do, turns out that boy ain’t right. walks in on bobby kissing a boy and freaks out, learns the word “transgender” and immediately tells her to go clothes shopping with her mother and sister.

an entire live salmon

the back part sort of is, but you can feel the area where the vocal chords are, it’s the hard bit roughly where your chin meets the neck

so can we maybe stop voting for nazis who want to have the EU roll over and let russia take over?

rat kings are a real phenomenon where rats have their tails somehow tangled together, you have created the human king (somehow worse than regular monarchs)

sure it’s beautiful, the ocean is beautiful too, but that much open space would make me so uncomfortable. Denmark is bad enough.

in my mind that’s still forest, it’s not like most of europe’s forests are in any way natural at this point, any time you see a forest here in sweden that has a suspicious amount of oaks of the same age that’s probably a forest intended to provide lumber for ships a couple hundred years ago.

i genuinely cannot imagine such a large piece of land being 2% forest, i would lose my mind travelling through that

lmao for a second there i read “deleted by creator” and thought it was a joke about Eru Iluvitar smiting the commenter

imo we’re also just at a point now where everyone’s getting fucked, maybe let’s focus on preventing fascism right now and when neonazi parties aren’t getting 40% of the votes we can go back to worrying specifically about women’s rights. Though aside from that there’s also the fact that we’re sorta supposed to not be grouping everything into “men” and “women” anymore, so at the very least the term “feminism” feels a bit inherently unsuitable… Maybe let’s just go with working class solidarity yeah?

yeah that’s honestly pretty close to how i feel god must be if he’s real, why would he consider us anything other than entertainment? why would he care particularly much about us?

is that a new character in the asterix books?

why do this instead of “no binarie”? according to others this is what actual spanish non-binary people do

meanwhile “amiges” looks broadly fine, could pass for being a weird dialect.

yeah ours are oftentime closer to convenience stores, and distributed fairly evenly so people largely just go to the closest one. Stuff like walmart is terrifyingly big, that’s what i’d consider an entire mall.

i’m not a spanish speaker but christ -e just seems so obviously the best choice, it looks normal and seems to fit as well into the language as you can expect a new not 100% organic thing to do.

6 grocery stores for 100’000 people? here in sweden that’s not enough grocery stores for 50k!

with 100k people i’d expect at least 20 stores, if not more.

shall i compare thee to a summer day?

unfortunately it’s a modern summer day in a sprawling car-centric city, and i died of heatstroke in the walmart parking lot