puffed wheat is basically the only breakfast cereal i really find appealing, it’s soft but crunchy and it’s the right balance between sugary and healthy.

Like, no, i don’t want to eat cereal that is literally brown (almost gray in many cases) and has 0 sweetness, and i also don’t want to eat stuff that is effectively coloured sugar…

obviously the only sensible choice is to side with alduin and let him eat the world, that’ll make things better.

hey now be fair, there are absolutely sports fans who think the teams they dislike would be paid too much if their salary consisted of lethal injections.

And my axe! Oh, that didn’t make two worms, just one dead worm in two pieces…

The fundamental problem is that cladistic terms will kind of inevitably become general descriptors of any lifeform that looks/behaves similarly, which is immediately clear when you look at any scifi/fantasy stuff.

If an alien animal fills the same niche as salmon do on earth, then we’re gonna call it a salmon, and poof suddenly it’s no longer monophyletic.

IMO it’s either basically just lizards, which i think is perfectly fine since dinosaurs and even crocodilians aren’t that reptilian to me.
Or reptile has nothing to do with phylogeny and is instead just a physical description, like “fish” and “tree”.

Really the only thing that seems particularly similar between lizards and crocodilians is that they have a splayed posture and scaly skin, which is kinda like grouping together humans with ostriches and kangaroos because we walk upright on two legs…

or texas

this is clownphobia and i support it wholeheartedly

they don’t, though? If you think that’s hostile it kinda seems like you are the one who would be difficult to talk to.

Sexual orientation: Probably.
Gender: No.

we’re also quite weak against… most things, on the whole. It’s more a matter of what doesn’t instantly kill us

they themsplained* it

honestly mods with insane licenses like that should just be left to die, they are a blight upon video games as a whole.

running in the gzdoom engine

do capacitors count?

sounds like the complainers aren’t rich enough then, you just need to get a monstertruck with suspension that lets you barely feel running over an elephant.

the ones that push it for personal gain, get turned into artificial satellites around the moons of jupiter.
the ones that mistakenly actually believe it, extensive probing to determine where their brains broke, and then therapy until they’re cured.

Terminal, (s)even.

more like die from inflammation because you’re 500 miles deep in the woods with no one to even help you bandage a wound