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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Can we just put them in charge?

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Can we just put them in charge?

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • Krafting@lemmy.world
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    They are way too smart to wanna be in charge

    • wjrii@lemmy.world
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      So long, and thanks for all the nugs.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Now I have the song stuck in my head 😄

    • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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      Not smart enough to stay away from ultra processed foods. That shit’ll kill ya.

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        Way too smart to give a damn about dying though 🎉

  • WastedJobe@feddit.org
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    A Feast for Crows - George RR Martin (2005)

    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      God, it really came out 20 years ago?? Excuse me while I whither away into dust.

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    Crows 2028! Let’s gooooooo

  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    isn’t this basically cannibalism?

    or are chickens far enough from crows like us and cows?

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      Not even close to cannibalism. And yes, it would be much more like humans and cows because ‘bird’ is as broad a category as ‘mammal.’ Some predatory birds only eat other birds.

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        A crow eating chicken and a human eating beef are actually really good parallels. Crows and chicken are 91 million years diverged while cows and humans 94 million years diverged.

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          Cool! TIL!

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        evolution is so stupid sometimes. did you know whales’ ancestors were not only land animals but also looked like funky deers? fur and all included & they share that ancestor with hippos

        • wjrii@lemmy.world
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          Squid actually posted something about this on [email protected] a week or so ago. If I didn’t quite fall down the rabbit hole of cetacean evolution, I at least tripped over it.

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            nice! :D glad the silly facts of evolution are getting attention

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          Don’t forget “SON OF CARCINIZATION 5: THE REVENGENSING!”

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        makes sense, thanks for the information!

      • jaybone@lemmy.world
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        I’m having flashback to that jackdaw guy on reddit.

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      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JG0MxhkQ67w

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    If there are chicken nuggets, are there crow nuggets?

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      Not if you want to keep your eyes.

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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      Corvids aren’t against eating other birds (jays make slaughtering nestlings a pastime) and chickens aren’t against eating other chickens. Overall I consider it morally neutral from the crow perspective.

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    Maybe they already are?

    …just sayin

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