Were you on a train and had to start furiously masturbating when you saw this?

I’ll have you know that I took a screenshot of this and faxed it to my greatgrandchildren so now you’re gonna get it.

Yeah, I thought we already agreed we weren’t gonna give him and that Wrestling rapist any more attention. There’s better templates.

Unless you’re a teacher. Then pls don’t.

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Get off my lawn!

Now you’re thinking with portals.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nqk7w_6AOI

Some ideas and some humour:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-mb3S5AK-wY

ETA: Oh, and a great song with a cute kitty at the end.

Penpineappleapplepen!

Nah, he uses the constitution for that.

And now the cake is gone as well.

Or dauphinois

Google en passant.

Absolute greed.

Yeah, he did to that surname what Hitler did to Adolf.

Metamorphonesis