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1·8 minutes ago
I’m actually on my way to bed, so I’m about to finally NOT be awake!
Sorry for calling you Satan, though, that might have been uncalled for 🤷
1·1 hour agoDamn, your favorite cousin must be something special if Mila comes second!
2·2 hours agoHe was on ALL our couches on that blessed day!
1·2 hours agoFair enough. I’ll get you a referral for Ronny “Candy Man” Jackson.
That depends: are you a cishet rich white Christian man who loves fascism?
If not, I’m afraid that merely existing is grounds for summary execution.
If it’s not an apartheid orange from Israel, that’s terrorism.
Depends: is it the kind that sings about your #1 crush being a stupid girl who’s only happy when it rains?
If so, FUCK YEAH!
Edit: linked the songs 😁
One of those games that have as many lines of lore as total minutes played worldwide 😄
23·4 hours agoLive, from the DNC headquarters, their plan for slowing climate change somewhat by 2150:
trump can’t be voted anymore
For now…
Martin Shkreli?
“Fox News Venezuela Expert” is a four word joke and not even a good one.
10·7 hours agoAnd your assumption is going to be spot on 😁🫶
Run, Cocofax! Show us the air speed of an unladen African swallow!
I am no mathmatician but 1,400 does not equal 15,000
I bet that depends on how advanced and theoretical your math is 🤔
Common mistake. In reality, Biden was the old senile one, and Trump is the slightly younger but MUCH more senile one.