Dammit! I keep losing at chess without even playing!

Oh well, it could be worse: I could be playing chess 🤷

Basically just trying to get together a playset that does all the (mostly cheaty) things I want without crashing the game. Haven’t gotten there yet 😄

Yeah… We’re always getting all of the corporate dystopia and little to none of the cool futuristic tech 😮‍💨🤬

you will oblige me to call out, “Stop there! Your theory is confined to that which is seen; it takes no account of that which is not seen.”

We stan a polite and precise, yet no less scathing for it, trash talker 😄❤️

That’s pretty much the “check yourself before you wreck yourself” of his age

So…not a fan?

“You mean other than literally all of them?” - Steve Harvey, probably.

He’s pretty much just a mirrored Susan Collins: virtue signals that he puts principles over party but is a complete fraud who falls in line 99% of the times that his vote actually matters.

But from the RIGHT of the party leadership kinda sorta and for Freedumb!

Nah. If Huckasands back when anyone was still pretending that the Mango Mussolini is accountable to anyone didn’t scare people off it, nobody will.

It didn’t even rebrand. The 13th amendment may have abolished chattel slavery, but it specifically retained carceral slavery (“except as punishment for a crime“). Becau$e.

Primarily because slavery is so damn lucrative and the prison industrial complex regulatory capture makes the corn lobby look quaint.

C for Carl.

She’ll hook up with Steven Mnuchin’s cousin

I’ll have you know that John Oliver is happily married!

President Pete Buttigieg

Sweet merciful FSM, no!

They did the monster math

They weren’t so elusive before 1959

Only for the purpose of posthumous Mormon baptism.

I’d personally prefer something more along the lines of a bear cave, I think 🤷

Indeed 😁

Fact: Stephen Miller hates Jews almost as much as Clarence Thomas hates black people.