So all the healthcare plan is missing is the “healthcare” part and the “plan” part.

Sounds about par for the course 😮‍💨

White House Press Secretary Lashes Out at Journalist to Avoid Answering Tough Question

Must be a day ending in y 😮‍💨

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MUCH better to do so in order to mock the modern Gestapo than to praise a princess, though 🤷

A plan. A canal. Panama!

Also yes.

Technically it does, since the law not binding them would mean total impunity but yeah, we’re agreed that it SHOULD bind them 🤷

You can eat bees til the cows come

As far as ways to pass the time while waiting for livestock goes, it’s not the MOST conventional, but I guess we all need at least one hobby 🤷

All the more reason to decline a piece, methinks 😄

Remind me to never eat the carrot cake at your place…

It’s Wilhoit’s Law:

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition … There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

By that standard, you might as well say “how is tequila not vodka?” or “how are beets not parsnips?” 😄

They are indeed 😁

How are they similar?

You’re so very welcome, your appreciation of my furbaby made mine 😁🥰

Best predictive text system ever 😄

Why do they need to be alliterations though?

Because that makes it 36% more challenging and 42% more fun

Guardians of the Glucose is coming to Disney+ and The Food Network this summer!

To be fair, some of us DO have a very bad ass. Mine won’t even hold pants up!