Before I do, though, answer me this: which seat can I taaaaaaaake?

the White House’s updated food pyramid, which emphasizes red meat, full-fat dairy and saturated fats

MAHAA: More American heart attacks again

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Especially when its cover is the most punchable smarmface on a Neoliberal politician since Tony Blair.

They forgot the last part of the sentence:

Capitalism can contribute a lot to growth and wellbeing of rich people’s finances.

Almost definitely not.

Unless they invented it to increase their own already considerable wealth, of course, in which case they would have gotten their thirty million pieces of silver for dooming most of humanity.

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So all the healthcare plan is missing is the “healthcare” part and the “plan” part.

Sounds about par for the course 😮‍💨

White House Press Secretary Lashes Out at Journalist to Avoid Answering Tough Question

Must be a day ending in y 😮‍💨

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MUCH better to do so in order to mock the modern Gestapo than to praise a princess, though 🤷

A plan. A canal. Panama!

Also yes.

Technically it does, since the law not binding them would mean total impunity but yeah, we’re agreed that it SHOULD bind them 🤷

You can eat bees til the cows come

As far as ways to pass the time while waiting for livestock goes, it’s not the MOST conventional, but I guess we all need at least one hobby 🤷

All the more reason to decline a piece, methinks 😄

Remind me to never eat the carrot cake at your place…

It’s Wilhoit’s Law:

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition … There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.