First EasyJet flight where one of the passengers wasn’t uncomfortable?

Except completely incompetent but somehow MORE successful than their fictional counterparts.

Turns out that Idiocracy was too OPTIMISTIC 😮‍💨

Will do when I get back home 😁

Yeah I am lol. I’ve found that it’s an excellent aid to losing weight without being hungry all the time while also being hella tasty 😁

So far I’ve lost roughly 50kg and I plan for losing about 25 more by next summer or fall

Which one? Charlotte (Tortie in the foreground) or Emily (Calico further away)? 😛

Nah, she’s used to it by now 😁

Vampire Lives Down Low?
Vehemently Loitering Despite Legality?
Voluptuous Lauren Delivers Lettuce?

Update: still at it 15 minutes later 😄

In case anyone is wondering, I replaced the original pic with a new one that shows her stalking her prey better but hardly the cabbage at all.

Here’s the original

that gif makes him look a bit entitled

Yeah, I can see how it could be interpreted that way out of context, but in context it’s a joke about how he has very old-fashioned breakfast habits, dialed up to 11 for increased hilarity 😁

He’s right about being an alpha, though, just in the way of alpha stage software:

Unstable, riddled with glaring inadequacies, and not fit for public release.

There’s The Intercept, Common Dreams, and The New Republic for article based news.

Zeteo does both articles and video.

As far as short form podcasts/YouTube shows go, there’s The Bitchuation Room and The Damage Report, for medium/long form there’s Some More News and Even More News.

And before you dismiss most of them because they’re clearly biased in favor of left wing viewpoints, I’m gonna remind you that your criteria was factual accuracy, which isn’t mutually exclusive with honest and transparent bias as long as your bias isn’t toward counterfactuality AKA lying.

Or put another way: we all have biases and the ones who are honest about them are generally much more trustworthy than the ones who try to hide them behind forced neutrality riddled with false equivalency.

🎵They did the math

I’m guessing the last two are just her deliberately fucking with her grandchild 😄

Nah, he’s a grumpy but kind libertarian (ACTUAL non-hypocrite libertarian who just wants to be left alone without hurting anyone and be self-sufficient, not the RL GOP kind) with three ex-wives all named Tammy and a significant fortune in gold buried somewhere.

Of the many things he is, a Karen is thoroughly not one.