Can confirm: in the event of a tornado, you have to run faster than the slowest bear.

That’s some Israel style bullshit! 🤬

They can conscript local cops to their side pretty much at will. Because fascism.

Also, it’s not like most cops wouldn’t voluntarily side with them…

Yes, I learned about that in the longform PSA Requiem For A Dream

Domo arigato (Mr Roboto)

That’s mostly just American cartographers’ fear of complexity 🤷

I’m sorry to inform you that your cat shows symptoms of being a billionaire. The only treatment is taxation.

The puppy killing Gestapo Barbie cunt should be in CECOT

Optimistic of you to assume that the DNC leadership is capable of learning.

After all, they’re still laser focused every election on chasing the “Republican who doesn’t automatically vilify anyone with a D behind their name” voting bloc, which is 7 or so people by now.

I shannot see the benefit of that.

And moving them to discos?

Or someone else is going down at the time 😉

sit in the hallway and cover your head" Tornado drills

…so the tornado won’t recognize you?

You’re right, I COULD do with being a bit better at handling explosives!

Ok, that DOES look slightly more dangerous than backgammon 🤔

Where?! Let’s gettem!

Kinda, except you’d have to believe in some sort of deity or other decision making entity being the leopard for that to apply 🤷

Could be a fun experiment to send that to random numbers just to see the responses 😁

Without the fishing for people’s data, of course, just tell them to confirm by texting back “OHYES!” or something like that

In my defense, have you seen how crowded the bike racks at the local grocery store get?