Very carefully.

At least I’ll be in good company 😁

Nah. I’m a rebel like that.

What’s toddlers, precious?

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!

I’m guessing the >100hz crowd just need to go outside and touch grass for a few hours a day.

Has to be 8k 240fps grass, though.

I was in a band called Extreme Sensory Hell Shower.

We randomly switched between German Schlager, Doom Metal, Muzak, Swing, Acid Jazz, Reggae, Polka, Latin Dance, Bluegrass, and Hard House WITHIN tracks to make sure that nobody was ever having a positive experience for more than a few seconds at a time.

And no, we weren’t especially proficient or even enthusiastic about any of the genres.

Schumer, Jeffries et al when you suggest that they do more to combat the fascist takeover:

Am Danish, can confirm.

I recently (December) bought a tin for myself for the first time ever and they were almost as great as I remember from my early childhood in the 80s 🤤

A new world order. Woo

This, but not sarcastically.

The current world order sucks big floppy donkey dick.

Not saying that I would want the specific one YOU’RE imagining, but this one has been rotten since its inception. As was the previous one ever since Thatcher, Reagan, and Bananarama established it.

haven’t read much of homer or Virgil so i can’t personally confirm or deny

#ThingsYouGetBulliedForAtEtonCollege

Not if you’re André the Giant 🤷

Why haven’t we done this already

Becau$e.

Clearly Mr. Tramp isn’t trustworthy

Understatement of the millennium

somehow our EU leaders keep ending up with his tiny peepee in their mouths

Geopolitical bullying, blackmail, and everyone likely to achieve significant power being beholden to and thus in favor of preexisting power structures is a combination that impedes the progress of humanity as a whole IMMENSELY.

Enriching Trump personally, of course.

I’m not sure, but given how much of a shit show the US “justice” system generally is, my guess is “probably” 😮‍💨

Crossposted 😄

How was slavery outlawed?

It wasn’t. Penal slavery is still one of the most profitable industries in the country.

The 13th amendment SPECIFICALLY allows it even as it abolishes chattel slavery.

Why is everyone slow playing everything with this clown show

Because the “justice” system was designed specifically for rich and powerful crooks to get away with whatever as long as they throw their weight around enough.

Actually holding them or even their goons accountable while they control ANY of the government apparatus is an uphill battle.

Doing so while they have a stranglehold on EVERY branch of the federal government and are mask off about their fascist intent as well as how much they ACTUALLY care about state’s rights? That’s gonna be glacial even if you DON’T have overly cautious conservatives like Mueller and Biden leading the effort.

That’s partially because once they start pulling that thread, they’re going to arrive at the people paying them doing a lot of bronze age shit.

One of the myriad reasons why billionaires and for profit corporations owning media is awful for journalism.

Just try doing nothing at all for a little bit, let your brain rest.

Make up your mind. My ADHD and anxiety-ridden thought processes are at their MOST hyperactive, self-referential and -blaming when I try to do nothing.

Trying to do nothing with no distractions is just about the most stressful thing you can do to some atypical neuros.

Checks comment history

Nope, talking shit about how all Americans are lazy cowards is literally all of their recent contributions to political posts* 🙄

I bet you could set up a macro to contribute more of value than danekrae with a single line of code.

*except for their correct assessment that Danish FM Lars Løkke is a worthless sack of shit. Of course, they then revert to the useless schpiel in that comment too 🤦