People who have had vasectomies still ejaculate. The ejaculate just doesn’t contain any sperm.

So what you’re saying is that if a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate?

You mean that every sperm is needed in your neighborhood?

…do you suffer from a condition that makes you unable to read text inside of parentheses?

See also: actual nonpolitical experts in related fields. Their input is usually ignored by the aforementioned governments and media cretins whenever there’s a conflict with their chosen narrative, though.

Both (but especially hydroxic acid) also have the added bonus of sounding scarier for the fake PSA about how dangerous it is joke 😁

In GTA III, you could type in “I LOVE SCOTLAND” to change the weather to pouring rain

Which of the tens of thousands?

Why not just ask Pope Bob directly?

I hear he’s very active on social media for a dude in a position that traditionally communicated only in Latin 🤷

I read it as “Chimney Shitter” at first and frankly, I’d have preferred for that to be right 😁

Check it out now!

Yeah, a LOT of racists love his severely racist present and have high hopes for his severely racist future.

Which is THE main reason why the nationalism problem has been allowed to grow this big.

The power of disinformation when the people in charge of setting the record straight (the government and media) are either incapable, unwilling, or both.

“No soft serve for you!”

• The Soup Nazi works at McDonald’s now

True, but they’re mostly insanely popular anywhere because of a combination of product placement in American media and them being popular amongst Hollywood creators and stars creating a feedback loop that makes it the semiofficial default smartphone for anyone who doesn’t know any better and/or are easily swayed by peer pressure.

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Yakuza LAD

I’m choosing to read that as “Yakuza Lad” rather than the abbreviation it actually is.

To paraphrase Eddie Izzard, “Triad Man and Yakuza Lad” could be a whole series! …with a lot of complaints

Unfortunately, the Genocideland government made that illegal, punishable by summary execution.

What were they thinking, bringing Chiesa on so early?

(RL football lore: Liverpool manager Arne Slot seems to have a self-imposed rule that says that forward Federico Chiesa can only get 0-7 minutes playtime per match. This in spite of the fact that Chiesa has been one of the team’s best players in what is generally an embarrassingly underwhelming season)

I don’t see what’s American about it but ok, my bad 😁

You calling me a propaganda bot for being aware of the colossal difference in military might between my tiny country and the fascist-occupied US? 🙄

Because THAT would be peak .world shitlibbery lol