I mean, getting your beta-carotene and lutein (both of which carrots have) IS very good for your eye health.

Just not anywhere near the miracle that the British government was pretending in order to keep radar a secret while promoting healthy eating 🤷🏻

I’d put a tenner on it placing 😁

I use it on my laptop. I like it a lot so far, but a BUNCH more testing of gaming etc will be needed before I’ll take the plunge and install it on my desktop.

Or this, except only the last line of the 6th verse for 12 hours

Best part of the article:

Sadly enough, that comically flawed analogy was probably more accurate than the understanding of most of the politicians from both parties passing legislation about the internet today 😮‍💨

Did you at least get to meet Rincewind, Two Flower, and Cohen the Barbarian?

Bought the taw-shawt

In retrospect, peaning my guitar in order to afford a new amplifier wasn’t the best idea I ever had…

True. I’m not sure what’s worse: them meaning it none of the times (as you’d expect), or this weirdness being sincere and honest every time.

Ok, I was wrong. The latter is DEFINITELY worse 😬😄

I’m gonna go ahead and choose or death.

And the crappy one you’ve only used when none of the better ones are available, at that 😄

What about a trackball mouse?

Would still need to be on a flat surface, so the poor ergonomics problem would still persist

Here you go

It won’t be perfect or good for precision mouse stuff

See, the problem is that the precision is essential.

Have you tried playing We Are Football with an otherwise excellent controller with hall effect sticks and everything, with the Steam input settings on the most mouselike possible?

It’s like trying to type with winter gloves on: possible to do if absolutely necessary, but it’s going to be a very slow and frustrating experience with a lot of missing.

My use case is playing games like We Are Football 2024, the Football Manager games and others where a regular controller isn’t precise enough from the couch, since I use my TV as a monitor and how low my coffee table is makes using a mouse awkward and ergonomically awful lol

Because I’m poor, currently spending a lot on my weight loss/general health improvement project, and already having a great controller for games with regular controller support (Razer Wolverine V3 Pro) makes it harder for me to justify spending a lot on one only for games that would otherwise require a mouse 😁

Please let it be good for replacing a mouse and also halfway affordable!

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