Technically it does, since the law not binding them would mean total impunity but yeah, we’re agreed that it SHOULD bind them 🤷

You can eat bees til the cows come

As far as ways to pass the time while waiting for livestock goes, it’s not the MOST conventional, but I guess we all need at least one hobby 🤷

All the more reason to decline a piece, methinks 😄

Remind me to never eat the carrot cake at your place…

It’s Wilhoit’s Law:

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition … There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

By that standard, you might as well say “how is tequila not vodka?” or “how are beets not parsnips?” 😄

They are indeed 😁

How are they similar?

You’re so very welcome, your appreciation of my furbaby made mine 😁🥰

Best predictive text system ever 😄

Why do they need to be alliterations though?

Because that makes it 36% more challenging and 42% more fun

Guardians of the Glucose is coming to Disney+ and The Food Network this summer!

To be fair, some of us DO have a very bad ass. Mine won’t even hold pants up!

Who hurt you?

There’s also Red Forman:

Would you say that you’re perhaps even the queerest of the queer?

To quote Ulysses Everett McGill: I don’t want FOP, god dammit!