it takes 8 min for your kettle to reach boil? why

why stop there! toss it into a pottery kiln at 2100°F and have it ready in less than 7min :)

this therefore means every gay man is old

and butch women (or simple women who dislike dressed) never get old

nahhh, in real life the photographer just looked up the next train and turned up regardless if it was a peak hour or empty train time. perhaps they even aimed for the off hour time to get a clean shot with no people in it (you never know if you’ll get a nice organic shot of a little crowd, or a mess, people are always a chaotic variable)

guessing it’s a recepie blog/person

i’m also guessing Sharon there substituted eggs for diet mayonnaise and baked in 350°C instead of 350°F

edit: turns out it’s even dumber. i reverse image searched and Marie Callander’s is a shop that sells frozen meals… so this pie was ready, literally all it needed was to visit an oven of a certain temperature for some time

any and all UI changes will make people angry

steam has had so few of them compared to idk youtube that, imo it’s fine even if it’s kinda pointless

doesn’t seem like any polish food to me but perhaps i’m uncultured (i’m polish, but bad at it), more like a freestyle beef wellington

that is a- strange way to describe a global pandemic

most people were stuck at homes worrying about their income or health

of course there was going to be regression, the world was frozen, events stopped, some places had heavy restrictions on leaving home to go anywhere, thousands were dying every day - not exactly a situation that nurtures progress or positive growth in a society

but it feels to me like Aziraphael would have a panic attack of Crowley started bratting to him. i couldddd see a soft dom potential but a fragile one

but then when i spin in bed like a rotisserie chicken it all comes off :(

i have adhd so i’m allowed to cheat here

my hobby shelf (fully stocked up), and a laptop.

for the 18+ version instead of a laptop there’s a set of BDSM gear

no way, Aziraphale is definitely the bottom, he wouldn’t be able to top to save the world (except that one time when he terrified everyone in hell)

I’d like to purchase some PORNOGRAPHY :)

it doesn’t know what it was doing, it just writes something vaguely plausible

am i AI?

do you think workers got rights by asking nicely?

if factories didn’t get set on fire with the owner inside people would still be breaking their backs working 16h a day in conditions that shorten their lives by a year every month spent working, every day going deeper in dept to the company store. Oh and they asked for better conditions, they protested, they demanded, they went on strikes, but there was no way out.

violance isn’t the answer - violance is what happens when you take away someon’s hope. And this is not a new relevation:

Sun Tzu said ‘When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard’

because a desperate, hopeless foe will fight to the death

yeah instead he’d be crossing the street to buy bread or eggs. as much as religion sucks - ot was the drunk driver

i think in this case it was the drunk driver actually, unless they were also a priest

this didn’t happen because of computers, this style just got popularised faster through them - like pretty much everything else. breaking the rules to create a specific style is just a thing prople do

some people point to e.e. cummings but tbf, even without him we’d start typing like that eventually. it’s normal to want to fuck with the rules and make it a style

sounds like a scam! i bet if the water is too dirty the oyster is going to close and shut off the city’s water supply

(it was clams but i cannot tell the difference between the two so)