The bigger, the better. Make sure to push really hard when one comes! You’ll be surprised what comes next!
Now that’s some clickbait I can get behind
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Even if I thought I was done for the day
Interesting, never a thought I’ve had… hmm, you make me wanna try keeping a journal for a week
(You know, a journal, a diarrhy)
Been awhile since you posted this OP, any luck? Please update us posthaste about your gastrointestinal proclivities.
How old are you? I’ve heard it said “Never trust a fart over forty” so you might want to hit the toilet for that, depending on your age.
You never want to be the person who sharts themselves.
Maybe you should try getting yourself something nice from Bad Dragon?
This is shitpost, not fartpost.
How easily one becomes the other
Have you tried standing on your head? It’s not going to help your gas issue but have you tried it?
How do you get your feet on your head?
Portals
Take a lesson from the gays and loosen yourself up daily with a dildo.
Yeah, releasing a gut wrencher is the best.
Blow some air up there to help it along. Like swallowing air to burp.
simethicone
I feel the same way about cracking my back. Just one good loud crack and I feel like all the kinks in my back would sort themselves out.
