How about we normalize being flamboyant and colorful for straight adult cisgender men instead of re-enforcing the idea that any deviation from being a boring frumpy dump of an old man means they must be some type of queer. Isn’t this just re-enforcing outdated gender norms?

They’re only drawing more and more attention to it.

“and to goon to” is listed as a secondary reason, but I assure you that it is the primary reason while being a plot device is secondary at best.

Love a lady sportin’ some bush.

Lenin’s first name was actually “Vidalia.”

homophobic

I have to admit it took me a minute to get this. Well played.

House soup?

Congrats you’re now addicted to opiates, can be heard mumbling “it’s never lupus” under your breath, and you’ve developed sexual tension with an oncologist named James Wilson.

Brovember is my favorite time of the year.

Out here leaking my meal plan.

Ding fries are done ding fries are done ding fries are done…

who use onion slices as dippers in humus with ungodly garlic ratios

I feel personally attacked.

The no ventilation at all is *chef’s kiss

Also really loving the half-ass hot glue and staple job where there’s no structure beyond “this needs a staple somewhere.”

10/10 junkbox

cuttlefish.

Bah, humbug. I feel it.

Ruined my relationship with my sister and was never part of my nephews lives because I declined to be their godfather because I’m an atheist. One of the aspects of being a godfather is promising to raise the children in their parents religion if their parents should pass. I told her, unequivocally, I cannot and will not make a promise I know I can’t keep, and that’s a promise that I could not possibly keep as it goes against my personal views and values. I will not raise your children to be Christian in your absence, and thus I cannot in good faith be their godfather. I thought I was being respectful of her belief by not lying and saying I would do such a thing. My nephews are adults now and I’ve seen them maybe three times in their lives. Oh well. I don’t have any good familial relationships so I guess it doesn’t matter. Fucked up families is as fucked up families does. I’ve always been treated like my life is less valuable by my family since I didn’t have children anyway, so fuck it I guess.

I think we need Ja Rule’s expert opinion here.

Does it matter if they don’t get a tax break? They’re still generally billion dollar companies.

In my town there’s mostly Safeways, which are owned by Albertsons, which is owned by Cerberus Capital Management, which has something like $65 billion in assets and a net worth of $3 billion. I don’t give a flying fuck if they don’t get a tax break, they could just make the fucking donations on behalf of their fucking customers since they have so much god damned money.

EDIT: Albertsons gets 34 million weekly customers. That’s around 1.7 billion yearly customers. They could make a dollar donation for every customer for a year and still be worth 1.3 billion.

That feel when you are delusional in more ways than one.