And even though it won’t get you banned here, it surely is being documented by Palantir and putting us all on “lists.”

You’ll have to be real careful, because if you have a nut, you could die.

we need to go deeper

Plenty of birth control options that allow the full nut experience these days.

Nobody’s making you click on it?

I don’t exactly care for it either, but why spend time policing other people’s behavior instead of curating your feed so you don’t see it?

Or, just ignore it even if you see it. I don’t know, but talk about first world problem.

“Damn and blast British Telecom,” shouted Dirk, the words coming easily from force of habit.

-Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency, 1987

I’m glad BT is still keeping the tradition of being absolutely rubbish alive.

Well apparently both are accepted ways of spelling it! I thought that was neat.

Why are you going 60 on a city road where there is foot traffic? Because Hitler.

Sorry if you’re a real person but you made your account two hours ago and this is the only post you’ve made and considering the history this community has with posts that end up deleted forever I suspect this another Creative Writing exercise more than anything.

Manikin? Somehow I had never seen it spelled that way before. Always just mannequin. Anyway neat.

Every major character is wearing invincible plot armor as well.

There’s just no stakes.

While we fixed Medicaid and made it so that the poorest are covered with no costs, the same can’t be said of Medicare, from what I have seen.

So even if they made it that far… Could they even afford it?

I’d love someone to show me that I am wrong. My mother makes barely $1300 a month from her social security and a lot of that money goes to paying Medicare costs. Even with the “Extra Help” program.

A classic.

I’m just here for the P-Thugg cameo.

No fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!

That’s what I usually tell women once I have them in bed.

I get tut-tutted by other Linux nerds for this a lot, but I think Linux is impersonal in a different way because it simply demands more of the user. Sure, it gives freedom, but that freedom comes with responsibility, and a lot of people just are like “ain’t nobody got time for that!” Which I think is a valid way to feel.

They pulled down the Bolivian President’s plane just on the mere suspicion thet Edward Snowden was on board.

The flight was rerouted to Austria when Italy, France, and Spain denied the flight access to their airspace.

So we know it’s possible.

No.

I can’t even afford a bus ticket and I haven’t been on a plane since before 9/11/2001.

The last travel I did was three years ago when we took my elderly dog to the beach one last time, and that was only about an hour and a half drive. It was a purposefully special occasion to get him to the beach one last time. Honestly, I’d probably trade never traveling again just to have him back. Miss you, Jack.

USA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5jGyy2qL84&t=43s