I dunno, I’ve seen plenty of J.O. Bro communities. Seems pretty communal already in some spaces.

This is a better template, and that’s a Rock Fact!

Republicans run on destroying anything functioning, and shocker, their voters just assume nothing works.

“The government won’t protect me from myself!” the Republican screams after signing a bill to legalize raw milk, then drinks some raw milk, and then gets sick.

A bunch of fucking idiots that spend their time voting to dismantle safety measures, then run around bitching about the lack of safety measures. It could be funny if it wasn’t so god damned depressing and fucked up for all the people who want safety measures.

I was just thinking about this the other day, wondering if there was an increase in scurvy from people not eating enough fruit and vegetables. Brutally sad. It doesn’t have to be this way, it’s a choice.

It gives me wonderful feelings, it’s X basically admitting that they’re dead in the water.

Try telling that to the guys trying to regrow their foreskin with pullies and weights.

You just can’t see the Matrix bruh. Git good like Neo.

Mmmm, I can taste the rainbow titanium dioxide!

I’m a doctor, not an infographic!

Now That’s What I Call a Shitpost 2024

It’s not impossible to buy a car newer than '97 with cash.

*Sad Floridian noises

I think at this point a vote for tRump would effectively be a vote for JD Vance.

That has been the case since they chose Vance as a running mate. It was always clear they chose someone who isn’t going to be afraid to backstab Trump by 25th amendmenting his ass and taking over the Presidency to roll out Project 2025.

I might have to spend a good deal on maintenance over time, but I have always bought used, fully, in cash.

Having a car note in the hundreds of dollars each month just sounds bonkers to me.

I also chose to live in a city with amazing public transit so if my car breaks down I have options.

Why the timid headline? Do we have to wait for Israel’s word on what happened?

The people who own/work at CBS certainly seem to think so, which says a lot about their “journalism.”

I don’t exactly see an exodus of journalists to more independent publications because they refuse to print such horseshit, so yes, the people who work there are part of the problem, too.

Much like Ben Shapiro when faced with a conservative who actually has half a fucking brain, he quickly fell to attacking his interlocutor as biased instead of even beginning to understand that maybe he just isn’t as smart as he thinks he is.

The entire party is now the Krugeriest of the Dunnings.

The Chief Fire Officer has just informed us that questions about Trump’s mental acuity continue to be a Five Alarm Fire after ten years of steady burning. Questions about Trump’s mental acuity are currently being compared to the Centralia, Pennsylvania Mine Fires.

“Reignites” my ass. These flames never went out. It’s been a steady news diet of someone who was already a mentally deficient fucking freak on a downward spiral into dementia.

Look, no reason to be upset, it’s just A Modest Proposal.

Um, and a SMALL, a SMALL Chocolate Shake. Because I’m tryin to watch my figure, not a large, a small.