It’s pretty good I just wish it had more ads

Ughhh, wake me on the 31st

Meat!? In this economy?

And you’re forced to listen to him play because of “implication”

Oh man guys, the amount of over-leveraged companies out there is insane. One of my competitors is going out of business with nearly 100mil in debt. They probably gross $25m per year. My suppliers tell me anytime a competitor asks to increase the payment terms. One large co. requires a net 1 year on the parts they order now. The system is cracking.

The obvious answer is The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

You’ll look back fondly once we have to do late stage fascism memes

I know how to use those AMA.

In my part of the country we give out fried eggs

The US actually passed a bill after the Japanese success to do their own. Grift and incompetence let them down a bad strategy that relied on gas turbines and using existing track.

If social media was so addictive why am I not on it right now?

I liked it better before

There were shuriken in the croissants as well

I know I got spiders up my butt. That’s why I sent the bluejay up after them.

If this is Indiana it’s gotta be as dry and bland as their politicians.

You see there was a lot of acid in the 90s and tattoos were cheap…

Italy before they got noodles from China: “I’m so hungry, I can’t wait until Italian food is invented.”

It’s legal as long as you are wearing your denim suit while eating it.

Close them anyways and gaslight them when they complain. Tell them to open another ticket and repeat. This is called the Sisyphus method.

Out here we keep our skeletons up all year round, just give them bunny ears for easter