Have fun just leave the McDonald’s breakfast crew alone

No one will ever learn of my combo dildo/toothbrush idea cause I am burned out drawing furry porn all day everyday.

Forth of July is also a Nothing song and it’s great.

Why research it when you can ask AI?

That’s dumb, what if it sucks?

Sure I did, this is my

Lucky for you Memento 2: Tokyo Drift comes out this fall.

I mean it’s no Crank starring Jason Statham but don’t worry. I’m sure they will release another Fast n the Furious sequel for you soon.

This is what they call a dead end.

All pills are placebos. It’s all within your mind. Cure all your ailments with Oracle™ Miracle Tonic!

That’s why no one ever comes over to visit

Should the store bought variety be refrigerated too? Cause I go through a large jar of the stuff every month and it just stays on my table

Change the name to Star Trek and get a crew together composed of beings from around the universe and a black lady. To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, yadda yadda yadda…

God: I want to smite them all and fuck off to Rigel 7.

Jesus: Please don’t.

Not only that but my shit talking is unmatched!

She must have gotten up to move as he was painting this picture. Like a camera with a slow shutter.

Trump has already showed judges are powerless and the law is meaningless. Tell the judge to rip it out if he wants it badly enough

If I ever get on MasterChef I’m making this for Gordon Ramsay

I’m going to leave work 1.3ms early

Is your setup so you can cover it if it rains too much? I keep mine in pots for the same reason but to move it under a dense shrub. Keeping them dryer this year has really improved the fruiting on mine, just hope they ripen all the way.