His hatred for immigrants is probably the only thing keeping him alive right now.
His hatred for immigrants is probably the only thing keeping him alive right now.
Made in China with the latest in Tin technology
Can you smell the succulence?
Thank you for your
If only we had a time machine. We could go back to 1998 and assassinate Joe Meme before he ever invented the damn things. That’s what I would do. Oh and take care of baby Hitler.
This is common. I was a no-pet person until my wife convinced me to get a cat. That kitten did not care about my space. It was on my lap anytime it wanted and he was going to kiss my face or else. Its hard to push away something that loves you from the first moment.
How do I know he’s immortal? Well when he was 3 we lived in LA. My commute was 1.5 hrs each way with a stop in Downtown for my wife. I drove a Jeep wrangler, mostly in bumper to bumper traffic. Well one day he decided to follow me out the door and sneak into the engine compartment. I had no idea. Drove to work with the stop in between. Luckily I parked somewhere covered when I got to work and stayed at the office for lunch.
Later I left and picked up my wife and was almost home when I hear meowing. I thought some stray got in there while my car was parked at work. Instead of stopping on the side of the road and risking it running into traffic we went all the way home. Jump out of the jeep and open the hood to see Orion, poking his head up and panting but unharmed. He saw where he was and ran for the house. If anything happened that day I would have thought he vanished in thin air. Why do they have to toy with us like that :D
Looks like empanadas. They’ll even fold them the same way to indicate a specific filling.
Apparently masterbating 34 times in a single day is one time too many
It’s even easier if you dismember on site.
34x28x16 @ 400 p.s.i. is that enough information for you?
Poor Alex Song (A.S.S.)
Boyfriend cuts her open. “It’s RAW!”
One thing I love about living in the city is all the free pigeon eggs you can find in random spots.
He guards the first gate and judges if you are worthy to pass.
They did but they forgot to make the hole bigger and it was quite a mess
To retire on a farm upstate, unless my mom lied to me 🤔
In the comics they are always stealing things from the news stand and stashing it there. It’s Superman’s 2nd greatest weakness.
I thought the deal I got on my KuKluxKlean was too good to be true!
The people they are listing were known conservatives. I would say Trump removed all shame from people who were reserved about it before.