phew i was sucking dicks left and right and i was worried i was gay. But since i dont have a gf…
Although incredibly stupid statement, it aims to alienate his audience even further from any potential loved ones and make them more vulnerable to his grift.
It’s 2026 soon though
Don’t forget to renew your gay subscription
No need, I’m a lifetime subscriber.
My parents signed me up when getting my birth certificate
Ok, going to gayfully sleep with my girlfriend.
It’s all about the transitive property, if you have a sex with a girl, you are having sex with all the guys she had sex with, that’s pretty gay.
On the other hand having sex with chad who slept with plenty of women, by the transitive property you are having sex with all those women. That straight as fuck.
Can gay people still be gay, or is this like a colonizer situation where gay people now have to identify as Oklahoman?
Gay is when you have a girlfriend. So regardless of if you’re straight, lesbian, bi, pan, etc., if you have a girlfriend, you’re gay. If you have a boyfriend, nb partner, or no partner, you’re straight. Poly people are gay as soon as they date at least one person who they use the term girlfriend for. If you’re a middle aged woman who refers to her female friends as girlfriends, guess what, gay. Hope this helps
Going on a date with a girl means agreeing with a girl on where to go.
Agreeing with a girl? Miss me with that gay shit.Yeah, miss me with that soft curvy wet pussy gay shit. I need rock hard cock, big veiny massive manly dick. Crush me with that muscle.
Laughs in Sabaton
Nothing gayer than sex between a man and a woman. Gotta eat your bros asshole if you wanna be a tough str8 heteronhero
Mom I also want to project! Mom: we have projection at home. Projection at home:
Grindr=not gay. Girlfriend =gay my gay friends are going to be really upset when they find out they aren’t gay
You’re a hard man aren’t you? Tate wants you, on Grinder!
Fake and gay.
lol. Haven’t seen that phrase in the fediverse before. I wonder how it’ll be received here…
Checkout [email protected] and you will see it more often
I received it as a familiar colloquialism.
REAL hard alpha males only hang out with HARD alpha males and have HARDCORE SEX with HARD alpha males
How would he know?! He’s such a POS that his own hair is leaving his body… hence his clearly leaving hair line… show your work, while in jail… YOU CANNOT FIX STUPID!
