I experienced the same thing several times back when landlines were still commonplace.

Mid 90s.

American’s don’t like anything.

I’m offended sir, now if you’ll excuse me, I need to attend to my hamburger!

Slick Willy

The theater here does a half price deal on Tuesdays, two of us can go for like $12.95, it’s a great deal.

Might be worth checking in your area, I’ve seen a lot more mediocre movies after we started going on Tuesday.

Mayo and sour cream are like 80% of the sauces in most restaurants.

If you were defending Christians believing Jesus is the Son of God people would probably be flipping their shit.

Definitely wasn’t a “bad cop”.

But by virtue of being a cop, was a bastard.

benniboo cumberbund

The only reason it failed was because the traitors mistakenly chosen a good and loyal American soldier who informed FDR of the plot.

Smedley Butler is a name that has essentially been forgotten due to his later views on American business interests and foreign imperialism.

I adore ikura.

Slimy textures make me retch.

I had an 8th grade social studies teacher/football coach tell us black people had an extra bone in their leg and that’s why they were so good at sports. He was pretty well liked teacher tbh, we watched Oliver Stones “JFK” in his class. During lectures he’d come around and sit on the front of his desk to seem more relatable. He ended up on the school board eventually.

Jokes on you I fuckin love Arbys.

Yo, my cat brings me socks every night; and one time dryer lint when she couldn’t get to any socks.

Sometimes I’ll hear her coming uptstairs, kind of crying/mewling and that’s when I know she has a sock for me.

For me it’s not a taste thing, it’s a texture thing.

Some co-workers and I were talking about ordering some to try, just for fun. I think I’m going to do that.

Hotdamn that looks good as fuck, well done.

The “anticommunist” movements of the 20s (and then again in the 50s) certainly did a number on any actual leftist movement that might’ve existed in the U.S.

It’s exceptionally bad form to use it but Z͠a̛’l͘ga̶t҉ot̡h must be honored.

Yeah they’re definitely still around and in heavy use.

FWIW the ELkay LZS8WSSP is the Cadillac of water fountains and I go out of my way to use near me.

I think we should make an exception for Jake Paul though. CECOT his ass.