Meow!

Yeah, honey, we know…

One of my favorite episodes

That is a “garbage plate“.

When I went to college, there was a local restaurant that made garbage plates, they became pretty famous for it. There’s nothing better to soak up all the booze after a night of clubbing than a garbage plate.

Elon Musk

Here is yet more proof

Shocking, no one…

I’m on the Klingon boat too, buddy. I’m just saying that Vulcans, you know…

Probably better in bed than Romulans

Coward

Infinite diversity in infinite combinations 🖖

That’s like leaking the scientific discovery that water makes things wet

We’ve even half of that, the war would be over

“Yes, thank you so much for trying to fuck Ukraine in the ass…”

🙄

Honestly? I’d prefer the other way around.

“ the knife was right there, your honor! How could anyone expect me not to start stabbing everyone around me? “