Barley

Wait, I thought we were all dogs using the internet while the humans are at work. Yall arent dogs?

Boil them right?

Seahorse not goat!

If someone replied that to me I would just input their prompt for them and reply with the results.

Substance abuse and PC gaming

What if we put the cars on rails and made them longer to hold more people at once?

I just think skibidibi just sounds neat!

No call offs? Why would they be asking for their employees to no call no show?

Acquiring enough heroin for a intentional overdose.

Maxflix

Comcast (xfinity)

We all long for the day you go out of business Comcast…

Me too, thanks

I take mind altering substances and I play a couple video games about factories and dwarves.

So what? Who cares? Its good enough for me.

Hard pass

“No one does sales”

Sure. Don’t even need to get past the first line. I send my regards to OP.

You dont have to do anything you dont wanna do.

Repost it?

Based.

All drugs should be legal and regulated