Geologists are just professional stoners.

Stone convention

Qualification inflation and no other suitable opportunities.

Employers have blatantly ridiculous demands because they will find people who cater to these demands in a shit system and shit economy.

Banging soundtrack through and through.

I had a friend in university who loved trolling a girl. He told her that we should boycott American and British goods, and that he had made a website to help: BanGBUS.com

She actually went away to look at the site.

That’s not a fishing pole. It’s a shape shifting penis.

“Is that supposed to be funny??”

Are you telling me this post is fake?

A bus used for an activity that requires a bed?

Transformers (the animated movie)

Still good today and I rewatch it from time to time.

Don’t worry about the data breach. They had already sold your data to everyone out there.