If it’s any consolation, you’re much more likely to get killed by the police officer than the logging truck
If the avatar is real, she’ll be relatively safe unless she marries one.
Elf?
Finding Nemo?
Ice cold reference! I never heard anyone else reference that one in regards to You Will Die In Remarkable Ways II.
Braces girl murders fish.
Christmas Vacation?
That was 1989.
Damn, I’m old.
You’re a fucking spring blossom and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
My problem is I’m a corpse flower.
Those are the prettiest ones! Like, sunflowers!
And you are a ray of sunlight in this dark world. I like you. Please continue being you, and spread the joy!
I needed that. Thanks.
Age = experience = wisdom = badass
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
The Matrix Reloaded?
logs that fall off of trucks don’t behave that way in real life so that’s still a ticket
Sounds exactly what death would say
what nooo
Yeah, you have to run into the log, it doesn’t suddenly jump backwards,
But you’re traveling at high speeds and they’d be hard to avoid if they all fell off at once
Even if you’re tailgating and the log bumps off? I’m not good at physics btw.
Speed limit: 65 Trucks: 55 I pass a truck at 76… That’s a ticket, 11mph over puts you in the “real fines” zone. Never mind that the truck was going 21mph over his speed limit.
Oh, and then the officer says… Since its a first offense, you can waive the fine if you take our online class, and it won’t be reported to your insurance.
The online class has a fee of exactly the fine +$10. Payable to some private company of course.
I wanted to turn around, drive back to Nebraska and [fedpost].
Two hours later, both of you are still trying to guess which movie you’re talking about
Logs (2003)
You didn’t even need to see the movie, that scene was in the trailer which was was everywhere at the time
