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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago

What ever you do, don't think of the number 37.

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What ever you do, don't think of the number 37.

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago
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    It’s not about genders. He’s just a slut.

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      No. A slut typically doesn’t pay their partners. You being ok with having sex with most people does not make you a slut.

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    The 37th president was Richard Nixon, or “Tricky Dick”, as quite a few people called him. Something to think about.

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      Whoa

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    37! My President sucked 37 dicks!

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      In a row?

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        No, at the same time.

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          They’re not mutually exclusive.

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        “hey you, get back here!“

        • MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca
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          I think this is my favourite line in the movie.

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            I’m not even supposed to be here today!

          • RaoulDuke85@piefed.social
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            Did he just say “make fuck?”

            • MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca
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              He speaks some English but he cannot speak it good like we do.

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    • Bonsoir@lemmy.ca
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      Unexpected factorial?

      • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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    “One time I sucked six in a row”

    -DJT

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      “They were the biggest dicks. Everyone was telling me how great they were. And they are.”

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        “He was all man”

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      “One Time I got my kicks with Joe and I sucked his dick and five of his friends in a row”

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    Ootl: what’s this 37 stuff?

    • STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world
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      It’s a line from the movie Clerks

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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfEF-INpwb8

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    6, 7?

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      6x7=42, Clinton was president #42. It’s gotta be connected

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      THREE-SEVEN! double fisted gesture

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        67 ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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          • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world
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            Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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            That’s harsh to Beard

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              To be fair, he lightly acknowledged it in the video and still posted it. It’s free game!

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    He’s been optimising with middle-out for years.

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    37 is everywhere: https://youtu.be/d6iQrh2TK98

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    Homophobia is okay when used to smear Trump, apparently.

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      Normalize appropriating slurs for exclusive use against Republican ®etards.

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        There are many words you can use that don’t involve ableist language. If you’re using that word against someone you don’t like, you’re exposing that you have a problem with the folks the slur is intended to describe. Anyone who uses bigoted speech is no comrade of mine, and I don’t care who it’s used against.

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          Just because someone has a disability doesn’t mean they’re Republican. I feel like that’s way more offensive.

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      It’s because he has used NOT sucking dicks to rile up his base against LGBTQ, but it turns out he loves sucking dicks. Like, good for you man, but it’s funny for us to watch these hateful fuckers find out that, ironically, Chump loves slobbering on a dingus.

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        100%, that’s it. We are just weaponizing it back at him and MAGA at the same time as they are also having to manage the Pedo thing. We are trying to either make his brain explode, or make MAGA turn on him en masse, which would have the almost immediate effect of causing catastrophic and irreparable damage. Also it might turn into some Lord Of The Flies type shit for a second, which would be a nice bonus. He has put almost everybody in the country through indirect or direct hardship, pain, stress, etc. for his own fucking enjoyment mostly. It’s tine for him to feel under pressure. It’s time for him to lose everything. Which is what this is about. Enough is enough.

        Almost everyone seems to get it, but we do get the occasional person blasting us for being homophobic. I can’t speak for the other thousands of people who are running this campaign with me, but I am 0% homophobic.

        We are trying to end this madness. We all realize that this is a long shot, but he’s in a super weak position right now, so it’s a perfect time to at least try something. 🙅

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      If you still haven’t figured out EXACTLY what it is that we are doing, and you actually still defend King Pedo, the Clinton Cock sucker, I can only assume that you are at least MAGA adjacent. In that case, it’s actually better that you don’t get it. I’m not homophobic in the slightest. There are several things that are going on here, all of them being SO much bigger than the meme. The memes arel the delivery vector.

      Anyway, defending trump this far into the game? You look like this. Do better.

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      Bunch of straight people who think they understand better than us.

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        You can not like a person and not like an attack on them based on their sexuality/gender identity.

        Pointing out this contradiction can be funny. It is valid. Doesn’t make normally disgusting shit ok to say.

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      That’s not actually homophobic though. Calling him something homophobic afterward would be but girls joke with other girls they know are whores in much the same way.

      You can read it negatively because he’s bi curious or whatever or you could read it as him just being a slutty dude thats in the press for sucking a dick and them razzing him about it.

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      I’m surprised you could type that with all those dicks in your hands.

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