The New York Times is a right wing tabloid rag unfit for wiping your ass. Excise it from your lives. You will be better off.

I would let green Shakira do terrible things to me.

It is morally correct to pirate Paramount content then complain about how shit it is anyway.

As someone from a red area, how tf are these pronounced differently?

Give your butt a break, just get a bidet.

Get a load of this ®etard. Gonna be Secretary of White Trash later this regime.

Could probably do something clever with XOR.

Is exactly one of the following statements true? You are the liar. Your door is the safe door.

The WSJ is a right wing rag, unfit for toilet paper. No one should be surprised they publish half wit musings.

RFK Jr probably has the best bleach milkshake recipes.

~/.cumfig

These ®etards wouldn’t know what freedom or liberty is if it jumped up and bit their fucking dicks off

We prefer the term Acetaminophen-Americans.

It is not feasible to deprogram over 100 million people. Not sure what comes next.

He’ll do it, blame Democrats, and his ®etarded followers will eat it up.

Hard agree. I have pushed for using the tactics of the enemy against them for a long time. It is usually met with “high road” flavored resistance.

Let’s appropriate the word “re tard”, apply it to Republicans. “That’s what the ® next to their name stands for after all.” This shit practically writes itself.

When someone says that’s offensive to people with mental disabilities, act incredulous. “Why would I refer to someone with a mental disability as a re tard? Not everyone with a mental disability is a Republican.”

Apologies for the spelling. I’m on .ml

Nobody ever suspects the butterfly

Chat, is this true?

investing back and forth, forever

Calling it now: there’s video of him plowing an 8 year old and when it comes out nothing will happen.

I think you may have missed the joke.