Seriously, though…ugh. I have to post these now for both stress relief and to not have them be in my recent files when someone grabs my laptop to “look something up real quick” like they don’t have a damn smartphone.
Edit: Re-uploaded to add “aunt who is only nice because she’s sucking up to grandma for the inheritance” who just texted she’s coming.
Do you at least have cousin you smoke weed with in the back of his truck?
…I don’t know which character that would be. Maybe Morn?
Morn is definitely the drunk uncle who never shuts up
That one cousin who has spindles of burnt discs in his car.
“You want the movie that’s still in theaters? Just don’t tell anyone where you got it from.”
Was, anyway, back when that was the thing to do.
Lol, same.
I still have some of my spindles of discs in my basement.
I have one cool in-law, thank gods. Would probably be closer to Jadzia than Morn, though.
Jadzia would definitely notice that you were at the breaking point and make up a reason the two of you needed to go on a walk.
Thanks, Old Man!